The FBI are at your door.
You have been accused of misinformation and hate speech.
They want to seize your computer and electronics.
What will you do?
The FBI are at your door
Zachary Kelly
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Isaac Lee
comply. roll over and die.
Colton Taylor
Misinformation and hate speech aren't crimes so I tell them to fuck off.
Ayden Wilson
Should ask them if FBI stands for fucking bunch of idiots
Brayden Jackson
They dont appear to be wearing armor, and doors are very thin.
Nicholas Edwards
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Colton Jones
Reminds me of the time we tried pranking our drug dealing mate by making fake badges and wearing suits and combing our hair different while wearing aviators. Turns out we must of been too believable because he destroyed about 130k worth of drugs by setting fire to the house and escaping out the back with 15k worth of what he could carry. Last I heard he had to go permanently on the run since the guys he was pushing for didn't actually enjoy his actions. I'm glad we never told him it was just a prank when he later contacted us from a country a few weeks later
>TL;DR pranking probably got my mate murked by narcos
Dylan Phillips
And everyone clapped
Henry Hernandez
If they wanna look through all my gigabytes of my own dick and ass pics let them. I'm too busy taking hundreds of pictures of myself to spread any misinformation
Xavier Garcia
Thank my lucky stars that that's all it is.
Oliver Davis
dave is not here man
Christian Sanders
Tell them that this country is out of their jurisdiction,and that they can go fuck themselves
Oliver Morgan
Cooperate because I am innocent and have nothing to hide or be afraid of. Of course, I would also ask to see their warrant first.
Camden Miller
Based and cheechpilled
Connor Cruz
>I'm an edgy pre-teen who thinks he can take on heavily armed govt stooges
Literally no different than every dindu that gets gunned down cause he thought he could take a swipe at someone with a badge.
Charles Ross
Ask for money
Gavin Nguyen
No problemo. I let them take my Xbox and my mobile devices, I quickly download TikTok and start following 13 year olds who pose as burlesque dancers. I like school girls uniforms and portray my deviancy as an eye for fashion and not an eye for underage girls. I screenshot and save this deviancy to my phone, it isn't classed as pornography since it's social media and TikTok enforces their content policy heavily. The agents get mad there's nothing to pin on me, even though it's blatantly obvious I use tiktok to masturbate sexually mature females. I literally don't have to explain myself, as none of it is illegal. The police think they have a pedophile, but it was all a ploy to keep them from my real collection: my pepes.
Eli Gutierrez
I once got interrogated by cops because of a cyber bullying thing at school and I got to sit there and watch a gown ass detective go through all my gigs of nudes and cock shots. I've never seen such contempt and sadness mixed with curious glimpse of arousal and frustration. Being enough of a shithead that I kept adding color commentary even when I should of not been antagonizing was just epic
Josiah King
Easy now, he's a hero...
Hudson Peterson
every time an agent is gunned down we never hear about it. they're not 007. they're normal people, and most are actually retarded.
Angel Morris
The door kickers are usually the most non hackers of the bunch, hence why they're doing that vs doing the intricate detailed work. The more mundane or specialized an agents area of expertise the more likely they are to be non mong
Hudson Gutierrez
>I am an edgy pre-teen lolbert who thinks that government has enough time to knock down door of random losers who didn't even commit a legal crime
Ayden Bell
>What will you do?
Tell them that they have no jurisdiction in my country and then tell them to fuck off.