When’s the last time you had sex?
When’s the last time you had sex?
Yesterday night, gf was stoked
asking this on Any Forums
>b4 the big bang
full penetrative sex? early 2016
last blowjob was in early 2019 by a black tranny
last time i got anything was in early 2020 with a former co-worker. ate her out and was about to fuck her but she called it off, i think she sobered up enough.
Yesterday. Fingerbanged my wife and fucked her. She farted on me mid-orgasm and didn't get to finish. It fucking sucked.
five years ago
Three years ago . . . and I'm married.
An hour ago. Took dinner out of freezer. Went pee. Dropped pants. Walked into living room. Wife - who has spent all fucking day entertaining a landwhale whose husband is deployed - says "oh. Goody. You're gonna fuck me!" Ate some pussy. Dropped a nut in her.
like 2 months before me and my gf broke up
Today. I wanted to fuck so I contacted an escort.
Tighest pussy I ever had
Vaginal sex? Never, not once.
Anal sex with my wife's strap on? Two weeks ago.
2018
If gay sex counts, then an hour ago.
Otherwise, 5 months ago.
Marriage is the only thing that sucks.
>4 years now - guess how longa go I got married.
If I tried to fuck her now it'd feel like incest.
April 2015
Hahahahahhaha... never
This morning. Did last night too, and probably will again tonight within the next 2 hours. Benefit of being married I guess.
last night. I fucked your mom.
you mean there was a last time?
7 years ago. Lost my virginity to a prostitute and that's the only time I've had sex.