Have you ever experienced an issue while using a microwave ?

Have you ever experienced an issue while using a microwave ?

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oh sweet a schizo thread

>Beverage
lmao are you supposed to put a can of soda in there

what happens if you put popcorn but press the baked potato button?

it overcooks it

what if you put a baked potato but press the popcorn button, then what??

Nerve gas, dickhead

I don't use microwaves since I don't like having cancer

speaking of which, how do you convert minutes to microwave time? struggling to write a function on how to do this, feel like it would look good on my github as part of my resume

the heat of the microwave cook the popcorn

I often have trouble converting minutes to microwave time in my head

The largest most technologically advanced network of computers is being used RIGHT NOW by schizos to record their microwave and then their bowel movement and put it up for everyone to see.

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This has something to do with microwave time.

I have experienced many issues while using a microwave, including:
>burned food
>undercooked food
>unevenly cooked food
>the plate is burning hot but the food is ice cold
>difficulty converting between normal time and microwave time

I once had a microwave that would only run while the door was open

the microwave door of the house door?

>>difficulty converting between normal time and microwave time
What a fucking nightmare. Fucking rocket science bullshit. We could have all avoided this if we had adopted metric time instead.

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the microwave door

ok, nvm then

This thread bussin sheeeeeeesh