What is it like having a girlfriend?
What is it like having a girlfriend?
Hudson Moore
Asher Gomez
imagine your best friend always has an interesting counter point, and they enjoy going to a lot of the same spots, and they're fun when it's time to watch a movie, and they let you live out dirty fantasies.
Adam Davis
Has its perks, but it’s annoying when she wanders around town naked all the time. Dunno why girls do this, but it’s getting old.
Gavin Barnes
I have literally no idea.
Cooper Richardson
Having a pet you can fuck legally
Asher Ramirez
Women are adult bodied children. Always remember that. They will behave as such no matter how sophisticated they want to present their self they will always resort to the googoogaaga once they feel like it, having a girlfriend is basically like having a grown ass daughter that you also get to fuck. Don't let them get under your skin, manage them.
Brandon Johnson
Like bipolar disorder. Shockingly large highs and lows. Turns into just lows when she finally realizes the extent of your degeneracy and wisely dumps you
Dylan Ross
Kind of fun sometimes, kind of annoying other times. Takes up a hugely disproportionate amount of the bed considering she's 125 lbs. Makes me want to get a cal king sized bed sometimes.
Julian Ortiz
Untrustworthy half men who will be easily influenced by society and other men. I don't have time to waste on broken people nor the interest in maintaining a facade with someone I ultimately want to raise kids or maintain my home. I have babysitters (whom I can fuck) and maids (whom I can also fuck) for that.
Sebastian White
Kevin Adams
Fucking sucks. It’s all fun and games until they get comfortable and everything you do is wrong. Have to check in and make conversation even if you don’t want to, have to deal with them stealing your clothes and never returning them, all the whining and bitching, they’re moody as fuck, argue with you over minuscule things their pea brains can’t grasp, can’t just up and go out without being interrogated after, HUGE fucking money sink, the list is endless.
I hate having girlfriends. Only reason I keep the one I have is because she has a key to my house and wouldn’t leave even I wanted her to.
Blake Stewart
Fun and loving at first then they show they're true colours once their comfortable. AKA a retarded annoying cunt.
Liam Sullivan
you always have to watch her...
she will get you into trouble.
she will expect you to physically fight for her.
she will try to convince you to believe in retarded shit.
she will try to steal from you.
she will try to cheat on you.
etc.
Sebastian Barnes
Imagine someone who you occasionally have sex with who acts like a child most of the time and is constantly in need of money and help that only you can give.
It's like that.
Jaxson Hill
you are at a club.
this nigga slaps your girl's ass!
what are you going to do about it?
Samuel Price
This guy fucks
Nathan Perry
it's like having a constant nagging pain you want to do sex on
Nolan Flores
Benedict Cumberbatch
Brayden Turner
What happened to Hayley Young?
She was my fav fap material when I was a teen
Asher Wright
when its going good, like having a best friend who you do everything with who takes care of you when you're down and that you can put your penis inside
when its going bad, its like having a cunty bitchy mother who bosses you around and makes you feel like shit for not doing X or saying Y
Chase Barnes
this. I didn't understand it at first, and we broke up after two years last month.
Alexander Murphy
THATS A BINGOOOOO
Colton Mitchell
Ask him to slap my ass, too