Why do british people pronounce dynasty warriors as "dinisty warriors"? why do they do that?

>Me when I hear bongs

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It’s their language, they are obviously in the right to.

Because they invented the language. We're just borrowing it.

That's how the Japs pronounce it frogbro

>welcome to my chamber

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1 wadder bro

why do british people pronounce ocarina of time as "orcariner of time"

>space
>sunlight
not bri'ish

>british
>people

user...

>colour

do brits really?

>English (simplified)

>hear bong accent
>day ruined

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Why do americans pronounce melee as may-lay?

Why do americans call jam jelly and jelly jello?

you use mate all the time in various forms

Britishers SEETHING

>rooty tooty cowboy shooty

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The nasty warriors.

I'm done with posting Pepe after all the drama this week

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'me dool of hono war'

>be american
>say something racist or homophobic or transphobic
>doesnt get arrested for hate speech
do americans really?

English contradicts itself all the time.
>cyber
>cyst

ever notice this sharp uptake in anti-british rhetoric comes at a time when the government is in shambles and when refugee numbers are highest? almost makes you think someone's riling everyone up for the final coffin nail.

>wah der

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>tfw had to go a hospital today
>tfw now in debt
the struggle is real ameribros

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Yeah I've always been confused by that too

Dunking on the british isn't new

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no they're just sensitive clowns and easy to make fun of

most of the internet hates bongs

You're brown?

toim

i hate the germans more

Do any of you amerimutts realise that english originated from britain?

((()))

It's usually Zed sure, but when you Zee, you gotta Zee hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=xAOCnSKz-x8

>americans calling yoshi yo-shi
>when yoshi says his own name as yoshi

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>Poo-coloured person obsessed with the UK
Everytime

Every single colonized nation has been flinging shit at the british since WW2 ended.

>t.meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs served in gravy

Why do they pronounce Lieutenant as "Leftenant"?

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dyew enny uv yew ahmerrymots reeurize thaht ingurlish originaitid frum brituhn?

it's the fockin jooz innit bruv

God that’s so fucking based

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That's what that letter is in most languages. Why do you pronounce it like a neo-pronoun?

the only real answer

WELL AT LEAST OUR CHILDREN AHNT GETTING SLOUGHTERD AT SKEWL LIKE SOME COLL OF DHEWTY MAP

He stands on the left of the formation.

kek pajeets reached chinese levels of cheesy nationalism

bongs are terrible at all languages, including their own

bongs can't even pronounce basic italian words either, even retarded american children do a better job

cold on the cob

thas wot tha le'er is in modest languiges. woi du yoo prenawnce it loike ay neo-pronoun?

>pronounced
“Mum, look at that zedbra!!
Do bongistanians really say this?

56%?

We pronounce it zebra, not ZEEBRUH

this but unironically

>colonel
>is actually pronounced "kernel"
who came up with this mickey mouse language?

I will never forgive the churchhill for siding with the bad guys.

the french

britisharts really do

Welsh, Scots and Irish are cool enough right?

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you guys were working with the buggy beta build of english, but we fixed it.

you also pronounce the word melee as meelee
you bongs are all over the place with your language

>*invents canada*
the welsh are the only people poor enough and stupid enough to put cheese on toast and call it rabbit

Only the Irish are fine. Scotland and Wales are fucking shitholes full of literal retards with awful accents. If you don’t live in the UK, you wouldn’t understand.

You pronounce it may-lay
You've also probably been listening to some southern poof, it's meh-lay

wow so heckin based my fellow magapede!

>meh-lay
Holy cringe

Alright, that's one for you, you dirty bong

>wow so heckin based my fellow magapede!

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>do americans really?
nope

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"Paystation Veeter"

What do they mean by that?

>bruh
>howdy
>mufucka
>y'all
>dem
>dayum

I accept your concession, you don't know how letters work
Go and play with your lay-gos

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leave howdy out of this

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>only the Irish are fine

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>Edinburgh
>'Edinbruh'

We don't say twat that much as an insult. So it's based on how it sounds to us when Brits say it, which sounds like twot.
Like "u wot m8?" same thing.
None of it's really right or wrong because it can be wut, wot, or wat depending on where in the UK. Which means you can't say we're wrong either without saying other brits are wrong.

Bruh look at this bitch ass nigga fr y'all need to get some bitches on yo dick no cap

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what political take would lead someone to drawing this?

... Nothin to see here move along

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back in the kino days of shitposts

So why do yanks drop the haitch from words like herb?

Is that Jr NTR

I mean in one country a knee on the neck happens, in another well
things of language, for a long time all the people of Spain thought that Don Pepe and the balloons was an adaptation of bomberman

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the french

Everybody knows it's dragon ballz.

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they bow to their french overlords

no it's dragon ball zetto

OK mohammed

>So it's based on how it sounds to us when Brits say it, which sounds like twot.
But brits explicitly do NOT say it like twot. We say twat, pronounced like "bat".

triggered

Don't you know that everyone in Britain either speaks like a pro'er cockney wankah or Jacob Rees-Mogg?

I know you are but what am I?

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QRD?

But england's very capital is a shithole used only by laundering schemes.

Ayo G you better watch that mf mouth before I put a cap in yo sorry ass

Why do americans pronounce niche like "nitch"?

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why do americans pronounce 'children's cemetery ' as 'elementary school'?

It's an Asian franchise. Any opinion on the english pronounciation is completely unimportant.

I have only ever heard british people say 'beta test' like 'BEEETAA test' like it's a fucking vegetable or something. I don't get it.

Don't be silly. Japs can't say R's.

why do british call "muslim rape gangs" as *arrestes childs parent for mean words on twitter*

do bongs really segregate kids into their own cemeteries?

telly is amazing. i have adopted it.

chewsday
wur ah

watchout rightwing chuds

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Why do British pronounce "a" as "er", and "er" as "a"
>yes old chap I'd like to order a pizzer with some wata to drink please
It's so fucking annoying

thats kids had it coming tho

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that's closer to the greek pronunciation though
it's certainly not BAYDA

is there a separate anti-shooter tent for the non-whites?

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prison

Good idea, there should be

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>cemeteries
they're called 'death hole parks' you stupid american

its when third worlders got internet

what happens if there's a prison shooter?

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I bet you pronounce it like 'feet-ah' cheese

its "victorian poetry corpse disposeries" you tosspot

Fuck USA.
Fuck Canada.
Fuck Australia.
Fuck New Zealand.
UK has, and will ALWAYS be number 1!

fuck YOU baltimore

>melee
its mêlée

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!

Did someone say feet? Where?

It looks like swat or brat (bratwurst) and we don't say twat very often so that's just how it looks like it should be pronounced

>2X performance
>"2 ecks performance"
This is the only one I can't forgive.

Why did you make all of those countries then, Fergus?

That guy on the right is incredibly effeminate-looking. It makes me mad for some reason

he

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The only times I've seen people say twat here was when they were doing a British impersonation

It is bay-da. Similarly, pleb is pronounced "pleeb," as in Plebes

Don't worry, he got beaten to death by muslims for crossdressing.

ha

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PooKino is great

kek

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Why do Americans pronounce "Herb" as "urb"?

>4faggots
yeah that fits

Damn bro you totally double-you-in that argument, what a gee-reat argument

i can't deal with americans who add Ls where there are none
drawing becomes drawling etc

i think it's a southern thing?

>haeiytch
>zedd
why do bongoloids do this?

It's dinnasty wawyuhs, actually

sorry

>England's claim to fame is ruining every country they ever touched for spices they never used for food.
>geocided every race in the most dishonorable ways possible.
>Use all the foods they have gathered solely for making more money while their diets consist of unseasoned game and poorfag famine soup like barbarians.
>Almost every invention that has been a net negative on the world can be blamed on the english.
>Gives up almost every bit of land they have bitches, the only time they cared was taxes.
>Weasel their identity out under a united flag so three countries they oppressed share the stigmas england and solely england made.
>Capital is now a home of tourism traps and laundering schemes, purposely destroyed their industry for it.
>Invented the surveillance state, the modern dystopia
>The only reason they went to war with the nazis was because of some shitty backwater country being invaded would break a trade deal they made
>Enflamed 1000+ years of religious warcrimes that we may never recover from as a species, entirely for shiny rock and power grabs.

youtu.be/28yu1PFc438?t=63

Reminder to brits that you were the ones who called it soccer first

>when bongs pronounce water bottle
>wa uh bu uh

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Because sadly, most of the english language uses either germanic and latin alphabet/words while using their own retarded made-up phonetics, which is why an english speaker rarely sounds natural while speaking another language. Even chingchongs sounds more natural speaking any other language than english speakers doing so

We gave you a language. At least try and use it properly.

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You forgot to add they pozzed their own blood via madcow disease whicu they could have stopped but refused to

"Dralling" isn't a southern thing, it's spread all over the country, but you'll notice it's always someone who's retarded in a million other ways who's saying it. They have the mental maturity of a third grader in every other way imaginable and probably say malk/melk too.

It's more like woh uh boh ouh

wichawd pls.

Is there an actual reason why americans developed such a pronounced slurring of the 'R' phonetic?

We didn't invent it, but it melted into our dialect from various influences from the UK and Ireland.

Americans, please explain

>Why do americans pronounce niche like "nitch"?

Americans also say "I COULD care less" instead of "I COULDN'T care less".

It makes no fucking sense grammatically. I swear to fuck I thought it was some kind Mandela Effect and I had been transported to an alternative reality somehow.

I love how they changed "british" to "english".

Do you realize the only people in America still using British dialects are niggers?

the french

How do you pronounce sympathy?
Exactly. Now shut up.

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>Nobody mentioning how when Brits say artistic it sounds like they're saying "autistic".

A lot of third-world shitskins have access to the internet now. They still can't get over the fact that we colonized them.

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Learned it from the French. You guys used to say it like that too. We never stopped.
The only person I've ever head say "nitch" was my dad and he's a dyslexic simpleton. Everyone else says niche.

top kek you retard. Stay in school.

I hate reading mother/son incest hentai doujins and the motherfucker translating it uses mum.

thanks for beta testing

that's how english people talked before the 1800s

I'm a teacher, faggot. Of course I'm going to stay in school.

Still can't believe this video was real.

the iphone has been a plague on the internet, letting all the poop skins of the world post their poop skin opinions, opinions which match their skin in qulity

Because they invented the language.

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It's "Gah-rodge", not "Gare-idge".

wrong, the germans invented english

>bologna

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Brits, they are tacos. They are not tack-os. They are not cereal from Home Depot.

The Land of Engs is just a made up story. Can't believe you actually fell for it.

This one is the worst. It’s almost French in how much the written word differs from the spoken.

no it's garasch

the italians are to blame for that one

I think you'll find they invented German, and pissing on women in porn.

french and italians pronounce it the same

Ye olde tranny

I'll take simplified, thank you

>he pronounces user as "ayy-non"
Do Anons really?

it's the other way around btw, american english is how they used to speak

What’s the difference?

But most of your language IS either french or latin with germanic words thrown at it as well

>Thinking shitting on the british is a new thing.
Yup, newfag.

I notice I sometimes inadvertently use the Brit spelling over American. I don't know if it's due to reading shit that's presumably authored by Brits or what, but I usually don't even realize it.

One thing I won't abide by, though, is how Brits apparently hate the letter 'z' ("""zed""") because it's always "ise" for a word instead of "ize".

yeah, we have an entire language that's just a tutorial that lets you do a good Donald Duck impression

i pronounce it the same way as anyone would pronounce anal

>threat about mutts
>implying that anyone else's nationalism is over the top cringe by comparison

Pajeets..., I SQUAT!

>why do people pronounce tomato differently when they live on the other side of the ocean from each other
this is an 18+ website.

surprize motherfucker

Thats also a french word

>Americans also say "I COULD care less" instead of "I COULDN'T care less".
Isn't the wording still a debate in America?

>Got sumfing in me oibawr, I swore a sawr a fackin gnat floy into me oi

>he doesn’t pronounce it ayy lmao
Ayy lmao

Is that a new jersey accent?

vindaloo

I'll be honest, watching a fuckton of Peppa Pig with my son made me appreciate Brits and their pronounciations a fuckton more. "Ready, steady, go" sounds so much better than "ready, set, go".

English is a bizarre amalgam of french, latin, gaelic, and scandi language, we use a ton of loanwords from all around western and northern europe

>British
>People

Don't you mean, "reddzy, steddzy, gorw"

>The film depicts the story of the Chinese People's Volunteer Army forcing U.S. forces to withdraw in a fictionalized retelling of the Battle of the Chosin Reservoir during the Korean War.[11]

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youtube.com/watch?v=vaD5n6rnc-4

This is one of those words that I think retards just mispronounce because it's French. Another one is "foyer".

Brits are so retarded that say the letter 'Z' as 'Zed'. adding 2 extra letters is going full retard

They also spell license "licence," canadians spell check "cheque" but I don't know if bongs do that too or not

i will now have no choice but to spam this on VC on holdfast

Cor blimey swer on me mum yore a faffing nonce innit

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Your people are disgusting
youtube.com/watch?v=otFJgQuDABo

Also, mods are fags.

We've been banished for insulting the Queen's English.

When was the last time you saw a fucking thread moved on Any Forums? It has to have been years for me.

>but I usually don't even realize it.
realise* ;)

My sister told me to get something from the "OM-WAH" once and acted like I was the lunatic for not knowing she meant armoire.
The inconsistency with French loan words pisses me off, man. One moment we're saying FOYAY but then we go look at a rapier and call it as if it is more rapey than something prior.

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Yesterday for me, I had one of my threads moved here. I also got banned for off topic while posting this comic. Guessing they hired a new mod or one swapped boards or something, what a fag

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It's been ages for me, but I'll take it over being pruned I guess

How english came to be
>old ass ugly germanic language even other germanics despised
>"uhmm maybe we need to improve it"
>checks on who is the most influential mediterranean nation at the time
>its the French, so they add french flavor to it
>"b-but Sire, it sounds gay"
>historical issues with mediterranean nations, specially France
>"ok then, maybe we should change them a bit"
>checks on old fellow germanics
>decide to add some more germanic flavor to it
>sudden judeo-british crown chimping towards other germanic nations
>historical competition against other germanic brother nations
>yet refuses to remove words added from german languages, just change phonetics for them and make them sound gayer
>hundreds of years later, british colonizers try to fix that mess
>its America

>posts shitty b movies
Not even propaganda, just terrible films

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Here's the real way it happened user
>start with ancient britannic languages
>mix a bit of gaulish from trade
>germans invade
>mix german with existing language
>anglo-saxon is formed
>get ass fucked in wars against france
>french dynasty takes over england
>french and anglo-saxon mixed
>become interested in history
>greeks and romans are the cool guys of europe
>add greek and latin words
>printing press invented
>change spellings to match root words of greek and latin
>america is formed
>americans change spelling and pronunciation over time
>americans become powerhouse of the world
>americans change standard english to match american dialect
and that's the modern time

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