I'm 31 living in short walking distance from a college campus (I own the house)...

I'm 31 living in short walking distance from a college campus (I own the house). What is the best way for me to meet and fuck college whores? I have a couple fuck buddies and I'm a decent looking guy who can grow a full beard. A little bit on the skinny side and could definitely use some more weight/muscle, but I can get girls my age and a few years younger.

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get them drunk

Go to local bars and talk to them? Buy a pitcher and ask them to help you finish it.

These guys don't get a lot of bitches.

>What is the best way for me to meet and fuck college whores?
I did somewhat the same, and stayed in the uni as a volunteer part time sysadmin. Helping with accounts, late submissions etc.

Whats your foolproof strategy then?

Cold approach/Day Game. Look it up on YT.

>go to atm
>fish in the trash bin next to it and grab receipts
>find a fuckhuge bank balance, keep that slip of papper
>go to bar, chat up girls
>get one semi interested and pretend to get an important call
>tell them you'd love to chat again, to text you, and here - patting yourself to find something to write on
>oh, you have that receipt!
>quickly jot your number down on the back of it and hand it to her
>take off
>she may be into you which is rad
>she may also, more likely, not give a fuck about youone way or the other and roll her eyes
>she will absent mindedly look at the atm receipt and turn it over, see the fuckhuge bank balance
>suddenly she is very very very interested
enjoy your sex

>fish in the trash bin next to it and grab receipts
Receipt? Cash?
OK, boomer

This is as outdated and cringe as holding your wallet open when paying for something in a way that she can causally see your American Express card

>virgin zoomers explain getting laid
outdated or not, cringe or not, ive gotten laid from it half a dozen times. Females are dogshit stupid and your hot-takes on what is cringe or outdated is meaningless in the real world.

This is fucking devilish if you can pull it off. If you even slightly fuck up this routine, though, I feel like she will smell bullshit and it will be ruined.

You OWN the house at 31? What is the retail value of your home/property?

Yes, I own the house. Its worth about $428K now according to Zillow and it's in a prime location

>it will be ruined.
yeah but part of the game is not giving a shit. if it doesnt work move theb fuck on and go for someone else. you can get turned down for a million other reasons too, thats life.

You don't even need to go threw the trash if you know photoshop. Just create a bunch of fake receipts to take with you in your wallet, ready to go. That's a good idea though. It'll only attract the shallow girls, but it's still good if your only aim is to have a one night stand.

>It'll only attract the shallow girls,
yes, i should have added that but i guess i thought it should be obvious. i just never think of a bar or fucking a random college slut to be meaningful, its just to get your dick wet.
but yeah, you are correct.

Rent rooms to coeds teetering on the edge of poverty. When they can't make their rent, "work something out".

Thanks for answering. Also, congratulations.
I'm just going to outburst the rest of my questions to not annoy you (nickle and dime).
#1. Did you buy this home yourself?
#2. What do you do for a living, OR, what DID you do to accumulate the funds needed to purchase the home?

No problem
1. Yes, I have a loan (mortgage) for some of it but paid about half of it off initially, thank god I got the loan when interest was low and not before Biden ran us into the ground/septic tank
2. Without getting specific, I write things related to scientific research. Pretty comfy

That sounds solid, user. Thanks for the feedback.