Just caught this magpie and put it in a cardboard box, dubs decides what I do with it.
I am not a fucking psycho so anything involving sex, torture, or killing it will be ignored. Don't wast a suggestion.
Just caught this magpie and put it in a cardboard box, dubs decides what I do with it.
I am not a fucking psycho so anything involving sex, torture, or killing it will be ignored. Don't wast a suggestion.
Secure its box with toy soldiers or give it a tiny sword to defend itself
feed it well and release it so it can tell all of his bird friends how awesome humans are
Train it to say racial sours and set it free
this tbh
magpies are extremely intelligent and social animals and they suffer alone
Eat it.
heya dad, where ya been?
Right, I guess I need to catch another one too
>I am not a fucking psycho so anything involving sex, torture, or killing it will be ignored.
Kill it with knife
release it in a public restroom idfk
Paint it pink
catch another
name it Wilfred
>dubs get
First, do research. Look up proper magpie care and diet. Next, socialize. Feed it by hand always. Be around it as often as possible.
release it
Teach it tricks with coins
Take it for a short car ride and let it go where you caught it
eat it
Let it go free
free it
acquire a friend for him
pet it’s head
If you love someone, set them free.
winrar
winner
teach it omni liberal methodologies
mix nicotine products in with it's food to cause addiction.
Or you could just give it the whole cigarette