In the hypothetical case that i kill someone, what do i do with the body? How do i hide it?
How to hide a body?
Tyler Wright
Jace Peterson
Just get a pig to eat it
Noah Brown
What if i live in an urban area?
Levi Brown
wrap the body in a tarp, put it in a cage of metal fencing, weigh down with boulders, dump into a deep, uninteresting part of a body of water
Dominic Morales
fair enough
Charles Sanchez
There was a post or pasta about removing teeth, toes, and fingers. Other identifiable things tattoos or piercings. Put body in sleeping bag. Add yogurt with active cultures
William Phillips
Eat it.
Landon Baker
gross but effective i suppose
kek
Ryan Price
Eating it is the most retarded option, you’ll shit out the teeth and flush it in the toilet.
Jonathan Martinez
Who eats teeth? You make them into dentures that you 'find' in someone else's attic
Elijah Barnes
Or you could just smash them all with a hammer.
Anthony Parker
Adam Bailey
I suppose, but its more fun to have the mystery dentures
Camden Campbell
Sebastian Williams
stfu weeb
Jonathan Barnes
>Asking for a friend
Ayden James
Wrap body in woollen blanket (must be wool).
Drench in cooking oil (sunflower, canola etc).
Second drench in low-temp accelerant (methylated spirits is ideal).
Burn.
Wool is fire-resistant so this process creates the ‘wick effect’, body fat renders to oil and ignites in turn. Creates a relatively cool and low-smoke fire that will almost totally cremate the body over a period of several hours.
You will probably be left some bits of skull and feet but these can be safely discarded, preferably by wrapping in diapers (nobody is going to open one of those) and dropping in a series of public trash bins.
Adrian Lopez
Jace Ramirez
makes some sense, but nobody noticing and being curious about something burning is highly improbable
Joseph Allen
Shove little pieces up your ass and shit them out all over the city in public bathrooms.
Nicholas Flores
You bury the body in an upright position with a small animal on top near the surface. Cover with leafs. If found it's likely written of as a false positive.
Luis Gutierrez
Yor gonna smesh teh DNA inta peaces, kekeke
Asher Jones
stuff it in the recycling bin if it's large enough. they won't notice until it's no longer linked to you