Parents found out about my dildos

I fucked up hard tonight frens
>Was pounding my bussy and decided to go very deep and take the knot from my bad dragon dildo
>I succeeded but i noticed blood, not light colored either, and enough of it that i went to the emergency room
>Had to tell my mom and dad what was happening so that they would take me, since i can't drive myself there
>mom and dad are pissed and think I'm a gay, understandably
>my xray results we're completely normal
>dad told me to throw everything away and that I'm no longer allowed to order stuff online
>what makes this all worse us that I'm 25 and a neet
tldr: dildo caused bleeded, told parents what happened and went to the ER
results we're normal, no issues
parents are mad and I spent 400 bucks for nothing

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>>mom and dad are pissed and think I'm a gay

But you are?

Move out you dick licking man child. Your 25 grow some balls

I'm not going to attempt to explain to my parents that i jerk off to big titty milfs but dildos still feel good in my ass
you're right i need a job and gtfo

You need to find a straight friend that's super perverted enough to no-homo fuck your bussy. Pretty much a jerkoff buddy. Just good perverted fun. And yeah you overdid it with risking being caught by living with your parents.

Yeah, that blood was the membrane when you stretched yourself it's probably splt the skin a little. You'll know when it's rectal trauma you'll either bleed out or be in excruciating pain.

so youre bi

Your larp sucks

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yes
I'm not attracted to mascline men but i enjoy femboys and cute trannies alongsize women
Bi for life

this really happened user I'd post the receipt of my visit to the ER but it's too much private info to crop out

>bussy
You have mental problems. It's your ass. You are male. You do not have a pussy, of any kind, you have a penis and asshole that you shoved dildos into. Get help. Please user. You are male, not female.

Same, just tell your parents you like chicks too, It wont be that bad

You must be autistic, because holy shit.

Kys

I won't be able to make eye contact with my dad bros
and now I'm searching for jobs
this retarded night is what is going to get me motivated to get a job and out of my parents house
they're great parents but i need my own space clearly and some independence

Show dildo going in your bussy

You need help. See a therapist. A professionally licensed therapist.

He has an asshole. Fuck you for deluding him into this "bussy" bullshit. You will die in a car crash tomorrow at 2:13PM.

i threw it away when we got home
i wasn't going to risk keeping it and have my dad raid my room only to get pissed again
and i don't have any vids either
I'm not mentally ill bro

thats a boi pussy

op is a uh... bisexual

Did you dad know it was a dragon dildo? Now how do you plan on getting off?

Who do you think keeps convincing the messed up perverts to cut their cocks off and call themselves wilma? OPs a pervert whatever

Neck yourself, fucking basement dweller

Have you tried not being a gooning retard? Maybe chilling out on the porn? Perhaps not listening to the trannies that just want to groom you because they’re also terminally addicted to porn? I assure you, following any one of these pieces of advice will improve your life substantially. Try it out.

Yes, you are. Please user, get help.

Fuck you. As I said, you are going to die tomorrow.

i said "toys"
if anyone wants to know the bad dragon in question, its a Medium Razor, soft hardness

Well fucking shit puss. You have a point. Well, OP, fuck you then

i will knock it off with the porn, user
I'll get my shit together
i should have just said ass instead of bussy
I'm not a tranny

Wait so if the xrays didn't show anything did they explain where you were bleeding from?

Youre just mad because you havent got a boipussy to fuck