I just got bitten in my sleep by what I think was a noble false widow. What should I do? Bite is on my right shoulder

I just got bitten in my sleep by what I think was a noble false widow. What should I do? Bite is on my right shoulder.

>taken paracetamol
>taken ibuprofen
>applied antiseptic cream
>put plaster on bite site
>can't find antihistamines

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Stop posting.

Was it a spider from mars?

Checked.

Doubt it. Wikipedia says they came from the Canary Islands.

What was so noble about it? Was it wearing a fancy hat?

Why would a hat equal nobility?

Thanks . And thanks for the laughs. I was refrencing ziggy stardust

I woke up with like 5 bites around a region of exposed skin touching my bed
that was 8 days ago and it has not happened since.
weird huh?

it would if it was a really fancy hat

Dude!! you are spiderman, jump from a building and try to take out spider web.

Spider here, sorry bro. You had a fly on you and it flew away when I tried to bite you

No hard feelings? I mean, you probably wont die, I think... Humans are pretty big, ya know?

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call poison control you dumbfuck

Bite it back to establish domainance

go buy one of these

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Bed bugs. You're gonna get eaten alive when they're done breeding

Fuck it right in the pussy

I wouldn't worry. Just keep the bite area clean and you should be good

As someone who knows about noble false widows, you're fine. Unless you're allergic, don't worry. However noble false widows aren't known to bite people in their sleep so it could be something else

Make sure to wait untill it needs to be popped, popping a spider item early can cause it to get infected, I used to get spiderbites all the time as a kid and teen, I still have a scar on my shoulder from a brown recluse .

*bite not item

The normal dose for Benadryl for allergic reactions is up to 50-75mg but in the case of spider bites you're gonna need to take about 200mg in order for it to fully go away, I've taken 275mg for my own.

Suck a noble penis or your mother will die in her sleep