>I FUCKING BET HE CAN MAKE ME ORGASM IN MINUTES AND GIVE ME TRIPLETS IN THREE MONTHS I SWEAR TO FUCKING NATHAN YOU BETTER STEP UP YOUR GAME BEFORE I LEAVE YOU FOR THAT 6’ 4” HULK
I FUCKING BET HE CAN MAKE ME ORGASM IN MINUTES AND GIVE ME TRIPLETS IN THREE MONTHS I SWEAR TO FUCKING NATHAN YOU...
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good. based. fuck nathan dude needs to up his game or gtfo.
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>I DONT KNOW WHERE JESSICA IS
>HAVE YOU SEEN JESSICA
>SHE MIGHT HAVE MY PHONE
>JESSICA HAS IT
>SHE HAS MY PHONE
>t. single mom with a nigglet inside her
1) im not single anymore i have a bf and have for almost a year
2) my daughter is white
3) i dont have a baby inside me anymore i had my kid like a month ago lol
holy fuck kek this is so true
Why does this type of humor get me diamonds
I’ve had this screamed into my ear more times than I’d like to remember. Christ lmao. Spot on.
bc shes hot af no shame in admitting it =)
Cope
She could have some tits though
She looks like shes in hs still
>NO PAANON DONT GO HOME WITH HIM
>TRUST ME HES UGLY COME ON WE NEED TO LEAVE
>HAVE YOU SEEN SARA ANYMORE WHERE IS OUR COATS?
>NO SHES NOT LEAVING WITH YOU LETS GO!
kek literally shit is accurate af
true
That’s bad?
>lie
>larping as PAnon is cringe
>she admitted it was half nigger
>kys
First off Nathan looks like a fucking chav moron.
Means he deserves all the shit he's getting from his skank girlfriend.
And if she'd do this to me I would leave her there and then after she'd say that. She's proven herself to be a cumdumpster. Why even label that kind of trash woman your "girlfriend" anyway.
Dont be a simp. Dont be sexist either, but you can definitely expect normal proper behaviour from a woman. The ones that call you a sexist pig for that are doing you a favor, they show you up in advance that theyre insufferable.
My gf is going on a trip next month. While I was fucking her last night she said if I dont fuck her harder she's going to find someone who will on her trip. For some reason that made me so horny, I pounded her pussy like never before and we came at the same time.
I wish I had enough of a social life to understand that joke
>wanting a social life in the year of our Lord 2022
There's nothing out there for us fren. Just STDs and robberies
RIP. I know the feeling. I stopped going to shows with people now. I have more fun by myself.
...and other stories you can tell yourself when crying alone in the dark
I've heard those words before. Luckily I was drunk so I didn't give a fuck. Just shrugged my shoulders and pretended like I had to say something to someone