>why two cheeks but just one butt?
Why two cheeks but just one butt?
Oliver Smith
Dylan Collins
what about your dickhole
Kayden Cook
the cheeks, along with the anus, together make up the entity known as the "butt"
Wyatt Taylor
Maybe he wanted one anus and one cheek per butt.
Andrew Butler
so, why two cheeks but just one butt then?
Nathan Baker
I want to know why i have two cheeks and just one butt?
telling me god gave me two lips, two cheeks, two asscheeks, and two balls but just one butt? fuck you. gd8krs
Jose Mitchell
it's like asking why two slices of bread, but one sandwich.
the the cheeks are components, but the butt is the whole
Carson Bennett
you don't grow a fucking ass and cut the cheeks in half you're born with it naturally.
why did my asshole grow two entirely separate asscheeks and give me just one butt?
fucking idiot ass creator of the universe needs a permaban from making more shit.
Luke Ross
>one anus one cheek
(anus is hidden under unicheek; flips up like a butt flap on pjs)
Adam Reed
forgot pic
Grayson Martinez
Imagine sitting with that, your only one cheek will get teared apart.
With two cheeks you can sit on triangles easily
Parker Baker
This is where we ask the questions that matter, Any Forumsros.
Charles Lopez
>my asshole fips like a buttflap on pjs
y'all really expect me to believe this shit?
Joseph Taylor
no retard, the unicheek flips up to reveal the anus
>le concept
Charles Wood
>retard
>literally wants me to believe my ass looks like a fucking toilet bowl
what the actual fucking fuck are you on about user?
Noah Parker
>ass looks like a fucking toilet bowl
yeah, now it connects to the toilet perfectly for maximum shitting efficiency
Carter Anderson
wait a min, we could design a whole new ass together. One free from the tyranny of being unsymmetrical.
So like could we make the asshole dock to like a plug that you can connect right to your toilet line for efficient shitting?
Cooper Peterson
perhaps....
user...i think im gonna need some concept art. you've intrigued me. this may just be crazy enough to work
Brandon James
What the fuck is happening
Jaxon Myers
ass revolution
Ryan Hughes
cheeks are for spanking, one for each hand. hole is for pounding
Owen Robinson
like a pipe you know you could connect instead of to a toilet but directly to your plumbing
Brody Brown
The fuck does that gotta do with the cheek equation?
Joseph Reyes
does that tube go into the anus or is it a funnel shape at the end, and it just goes around the butthole
Isaiah Gray
No it'd work like an umbilical cord. It'd be something you can extend out of your asshole and then connect to like, your plumbing. Or another persons ass to shit in their ass.
Charles Ramirez
i got 2 hands and a dick bud. idk bout your cripple bitchass but it seems logical to me
Wyatt Gomez
oh, so it's like a bionic implant then?
now onto the plumbing; do i have to force the shit out under my own power, into the tube? or will there be a vacuum to suck the poop out of the butthole?
Eli Turner
Pound my ass all you want it still means
>why two cheeks and one butt
you slap happy faggot slapper