Hello Any Forumstards.
I have a question that pertains to many of you and now myself included.
What is a guaranteed job I can get anywhere with no certs and can easily get away with loafing and doing as little as humanly possible.
tits for your consideration
nb4 welfare
Run for office.
lmao. you win. i dont want to be surrounded by these fiends.
im trying to blend in and disappear into the hive.
u sure like tits
2xg2p
I dont know if all warehouses are like this, but the two amazon warehouses I've been at have been pretty chill. First one I could listen to music and shit but second one had a bunch more PIT vehicles so earbuds weren't allowed. I've heard so many horror stories of Amazon before starting but none of them seemed to be true. Good pay too, plus shift differentials.
dont we all?
im taking notes bro.
Amazon is piss easy to get a job. Just go to hiring event, pass drug test and youre hired. Depending on what type of warehouse you go to though, you'll have to do varying degrees of work. Stay away from fullfillment centers if you want to lazy around. Delivery stations offer medium mix of having to do some work while being a lazy bum, and they routinely offer vto for maximum lazy coasting. VTO stands for voluntary time off btw, and if you accept those opportunities you dont even have to go in to work
Another potential job is being a security guard at like an overnight shift somewhere. Usually you just have to stand around or simply walk a route on the hour. Talking from experience, I got posts where I was just doing ''fire watch'', making sure shit didnt burn, and I spent my shifts in my car watching and playing shit onn my laptop. Security work does require some effort on you to get a guard card, but some companies help you get it during hiring, so do that.
fuck yeah.
ive never been a laze about on the clock but being that guy that will always do more go longer has done absolutely nothing for me.
>so im going to try to learn to cost through a job and see if its as good as the sloppy throat punching blow job it sounds like.
Im so frustrated with money and ridiculous ignorant laws. Tired of not having any solutions. Tired of not having anyone willing to give me the same effort Ive given to being decent and respectable.
Literally dont even feel human and Im pulling my hair out knowing I cant drive anywhere. Knowing that everything I do is not for me.
Not here to bitch but fuck I havent had a conversation in 4 days. Changing words, but goddamn man.
Its nearly 15 miles to the nearest public transit, i cant even get an uber out my neighborhood for less than 40 - 50 bucks.
When did everyone become so selfish and why do I feel like I have done something to be unappealing to everyone?
I converse with people easily, maintain it with direction.
I am really struggling to find anything in my public character that is problematic or undesirable.
Not unkempt or unfriendly, my hygiene is pretty stellar. I dress well walk with a stiff neck, maintain eye contact.
Its feeding my paranoia.
First tier it support. Try and be the guy that is changing printer cartriges and bringing over hardware and not the guy on the phones
i would love to get in ground level in it/support. probably overqualified for it but Im not looking for appropriate placement anymore.
just trying to appease the guberment so they dont come and try to cause me harm.
thanks man.
Np. Imo ita got a good mouch and round and do fuck all / money ratio
Good mooch around and do fuck all / money ratio lol
dubs of truth.
what should I expect going in? way too much time in labor intensive fields. never felt like it was my place.
super easy to get along with and pretty knowledgeable about tech and modern software.
what wizardry.
>outfuckingstanding.svx
Lmaooooo i am the IT support god clearly
I dunno what the salary would be in US money. In london you can get like 38k for this type of jobs
Feeling like a person without value is so destructive to self perception. Like how much rejection can a person handle from a life of more or less solitude and next to no interactions with other people outside of professional roles? My self talk is pretty much talked out.
Honestly I dont care about the wage its all gone as soon as it comes in anyway. Unless wages approach 25 - 35 an hour it wont make fuck all difference.
but i enjoy tech work always have since I was a young buck.