Wizard here. What's it like to have a girlfriend?

Not having someone to kiss (or more) do indeed suck. That's why I spent too much money on hookers in my thirties just to find out what sex and body contact felt like. Granted, with my tiny dick in their cast iron condoms, I never really found out what a vagina feels like, but other than that, the most mindblowing thing was how boring it was. That's when I realized how much of a component feelings are. That's also when I realized, if I were gonna have that with a woman, I'd need to actually communicate. Not the initial dating phase, I'm still deluding myself into thinking I'd pull that off. Communication and coexistence under a single roof. I just don't think I'd ever relax again, with any kind of sentient being in the same house constantly, I'd always worry how I'd be around her, what to do, and whether the words out of her mouth was genuinely the same thoughts in her head. Not to mention, I disgust myself anyway, and I doubt I'd feel comfortable over time anyway.
I probably am too autistic, but the tldr is I don't think I'd be able to overcome my own insecuritues or be able to talk to communicate. Some people are destined to be hermits.

It's a lot of fucking work, man. A LOT. You have to try and bring your lives together without making one another miserable. If you go too fast then you get stuck with ingrained systemic issues in the relationship. If you go too slow then you both lose interest. If you can't be your honest self then it all falls apart. If you can't be the person your GF wants then it all falls apart.

It's a LOT of work. Some of them are worth it, but they're rare.

OK, that sounded sincere. What do you think you are looking for and ready to handle at present? If it’s random hook ups and casual sex, then sex workers or cheater apps might be the best. If it’s a medium to long term relationship with one person, then I’m going to suggest that you back up a bit and focus on going on one date at a time. Make a profile that you are looking for dinner/movie/ice cream/conversation experiences. Spend 3-4 hours in the company of another person and repeat with someone else next time. Once you get you 20 you’ll start to have some focus as to what you liked in others and what you didn’t.
Why do you feel that you’ve been a wizard for so long?

Depends on the girl. Sometimes its great, sometimes it's worse than being single. You will most likely experience both during any given relationship.

Find shit you like to do, try not to be autistic, try not to frame your expectations of women onto any individual woman you meet. Go hiking or find some out doorsy activity that fulfills you. Lose weight, hit the gym, do your best to meet society's standards for appearances. Remember, most people are shitty, regardless of their gender. Don't fall into all the neckbeard traps, basically.

Emma Evins, one of my favorites and she had a very long career.

Emma Evins. Most prominently found on ATK Hairy.

phenomenal thank you ATK is always high res

The companionship of a partner is true magic. Going to new restaurants, vacations, listening to music, road trips, going to concerts, watching tv/movies - on your own these can be fun. But sharing these experiences with your best friend elevates them into cherished and beloved memories. These shared experiences help bond you.

Having true and honest communication bonds you even more - your girlfriend becomes someone that you effortlessly can spend time with. She becomes someone who calms you and understands you. In the best relationships you can be just as good a partner to her - making her laugh, supporting her during dark days, and growing along with her into a better person. Instead of enabling your worst impulses as a couple you temper them and encourage instead your best instincts.

Humans are true social creatures. Our brains are wired to find fulfillment and purpose with other people. We flourish with strong relationships and wither without them. And out of all your relationships none is more important than the one with your intimate partner.

I'm hoping for a normal relationship.. I've been on lots of dates, but never made it beyond date two. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I do lots of outdoorsy stuff. Women are happy to be my friend and go on hikes/skiing/biking/whatnot with me. But somehow none of them ever want to be more than friends. I don't get it.

the 2 relationships i've had so far have fucked me up
don't regret anything, but can't recommend it either
sex alone is never worth it though i can tell you that much

How old are you and what is the highest educational degree you completed

First few months it is like being in love and intense.

Eventually it is like having a flatmate that jerks you off every now and then and both of you are always arguing.

I mean if you could have sex with a dog it would probably similar.

Rewarding in the way that finding a toy in your cereal box is and then realizing its not as fun or entertaining as the box made it seem.
>and sometimes they let you fuck em in the butt

I'm 36. I have degrees in both computer science and applied mathematics.
Not interested in dogs user... A flatmate that jerks me off every now and then I could probably handle, even if we argue.

why do you think so many Single women like dog ?
its called bestiality and against the law

Exciting at first but gets pretty "boring" over time. At best you find a few hobbies you like, have sex a bit, and don't argue a ton. Could be worse but soon you realize that it's not some ultimate achievement.

A girlfriend is fun but usually expensive. A wife is nice too but even more expensive. And once kids come into the picture and wives become ex wives it becomes financially crippling. 3 ex wives and 7 children and I’m living in a tiny trailer surviving on bologna,Raman and rot gut whisky. Stay a wizard kid or risk becoming a bitter broke old bastard,that’s my advice.

Fuck the police and fuck their laws

When was your last date? And how did you meet her? What did you two do for the date and how did you think it went?

It was a metaphor, you dense motherfucker

Probably about 6 months ago. I met her on a dating app and took her out for drinks and axe throwing. It went alright I guess. But not well enough that we wanted to see each other again. I kinda gave up on dating for a while because none of my dates ever went anywhere.

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Fuuuuuuuck now I really want a gf asap :(
I just haven't met any girl since 10 years ago.