Fuck Any Forums I try to help my wife because her friends not been in touch and she seems to be flirting with me...

Fuck Any Forums I try to help my wife because her friends not been in touch and she seems to be flirting with me. I don't know know what to do, I am sort of turned on and I want to cheat but I don't want to lose my wife help appreciated. Tell me what to reply so I don't fuck up.

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DO. NOT. SHIT. WHERE. YOU. EAT.
if you're going to cheat, it's someone you and your wife do not know.

It's a trap. Either don't respond at all or if you're feeling lucky show the message to your wife and ask how she feels about a 3 way

>don't want to lose my wife
>haven't seen her in 3 months and have to message friend in order to get in touch with her
user......

also bad bait is bad
sage in all fields

I don't get it. My wife messaged her and she green ticked it. Me and my wife live happily together. Pic related right is my wife top is girl flirting

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They all ugly

Send her the vaporeon copypasta and be done with it. Just kill the waiting with movies or something.

This
You have to involve the friend with both you and your wife

2 fat, 1 is like wtf did I do with my life

>3 months
OP why are you so bad at making bait threads? If you haven't seen your wife in 3 months you need to give way more context as to why and why you aren't texting your wife instead of her friend

Ask for nudes OP! Get them on here

I think he is saying he and his wife havent seen this girl in 3 months
the dude is retarded though and cant explain a situation very well at all

>does not know how to read

The wife and husband have not seen the friend in 3 months. "Are You and my wife ok" in this context is asking if the friend and wife are fighting or mad at eachother.
How do you go through life being this bad at reading

If OP is that much of a retard to come here with this shit then you know he is retarded to think he can fuck a mutual friend of his wifes behind her back and get away with it. This of course is assuming this isn't a larp thread.

I got so fucking turned on Any Forums I think I'm about to get fucked. My wife doesn't even seem remotely suspicious I think this is legit... but I don't know if I'm being setup this seems to good to be true.

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Ite not that deep dude.
If you cheat, your wife will eventually find out.
If you don't, you will still be with your wife.

Don't be a retard.

OP is a faggot who lies about loving his wife. Literally communicate more with your wife and you'll never have to cheat.
t. wife let's me do whatever I want because we both communicate before hand

You're a retard.
Shitty thread.

I don't even know why I want her I am just so turned on and the fact I shouldn't be doing it turns me on even more. My wife is sat in the front room telling me her friend is out partying and they're talking over text I've known her for 10 years I generally think I've scored. I don't think they're going to be friends for much longer, it's just sex right?

post a full body pic of the friend

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Ehhh stick with what you got bro. The sult up top is probably the worst of the trio.

Get her to send nudes and post them here or fuck off.

your wife is a 4 but she is still the hot one so good for you.

You were doing well with your larp until the end. Now back you go to watching your BBC porn and beating your meat to the thought of what pussy actually feels and tastes like.

Congratulations, you just ruined your marriage. Would you like me to recommend some divorce lawyers in your area?

this thread is just bait
no one can be this stupid

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>i text your wife
Why wouldn't her friend use her friends name? God even the LARPing these days is piss poor. Sad

Write I am gay and post response or its larp