Would I have to get a buzz cut if I went to jail?

Would I have to get a buzz cut if I went to jail?

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They don't, they only shave you if your hair is fucking disgusting, unless you can't for religious reasons. The only people who got the buzz were homeless dudes that got locked up for robberies, theft or assaults. It's also partially to dehumanize you, they give you a number and a badge and you use both for basically everything.
To be clear I'm talking about Canadian jail.

Sounds like you have served time. Can you tell me more about what it's like? I'm in the UK but it's probably relatively similar here.

Not that user, but im in uk. Generally its boring. Screws can be cunts, but only idiots act up cos its just not worth it.
Every now and then some shit happens, but as long as others know you wont back down, and you dont take the piss then the shit wont be with you

So the first thing you do when you get in there is shank the biggest motherfucker you can find. Spend a few months in solitary, celebrate being the white supremacy hero for the rest of your life. In jail. With all the other losers.

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It sounds awful but could also be good character building for me.

Its not character building, its shit and boring. You end up living in your head a lot, esp in the beginning. When you get downgraded its better, apart from some inmates being dicks, but at least you can socialise a bit
My advice, dont get caught doing whatever youre doing.

Fair enough. Cheers for the input anyway user, it's useful to get insider knowledge about being inside.

Man I’m going soon I think for a second dui I’m dreading the thought… I hope I don’t get a fucking month…

Do you really go to prison for that??

I think so at least for a couple of days…. Idk the fuckin scenarios keep playing in my head what’s it gonna be like in there but I guess I’ll just wait and find out…

You might get a buzzcut

Why?

Fuck off, logfag

No...but you definitely have to suck some dick

Because generally guys get given that haircut when inside

Ight

Someone’s never been to prison and only seen what Hollywood has taught him. Don’t do what this fucking retard is saying, go in chill the fuck out, mind your own fucking business, don’t snitch, don’t gamble unless you can afford it. Pretty simple but do not go after the biggest guy in there because that’s shit is retarded and for the movies, plus biggest guy in there is usually down with a set and you will get killed.

Sorry I just found the thread again.
Like the other user said: it is preposterously boring. More than anything else, you're going to be bored out of your mind. You will be desperate to solve the boredom at any cost. The uniforms they give you are heavy and make you very itchy, unless you're a violent offender you'll probably have a cellmate and it really sucks shitting in the open in front of another person. The chow they give you daily gives you diahrrea no matter what. Finding a prison hustle will really help, if you can get a family member to lend you money it will go a long way in commissary.
I was only in for 6 months and pending a prison sentence so I was ineligible for programs, got the federal trespassing and assault charges dropped and only got charged with vandalism. Canadian jail is pretty tame, nobody fucked with me but to be fair I minded my own business the whole time and was careful with who I talked to. Honestly? I mostly just played chess with old dudes, drew a lot of art and read the shittiest books you could possibly fathom. There were definitely fights and skirmishes but it was always gang or drug related or some junky acting out because he's withdrawing from a gnarly addiction. It sucks being stuck in a holding cell with junkies because they are super annoying and unpredictable. This was almost 10 years ago but I doubt much has changed.