You have ten seconds to impress her. What do you do/say?

You have ten seconds to impress her. What do you do/say?

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Piss my pants throw drink in face and slap this hoe

i am virgin

Nothing. I just walk by and flash the Rolex on my wrist. Then send the waiter over with a drink and a piece of paper with my hotel and room number on it.

I shidded n farded n cammed in mine pant

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HEY, nice.. ah... boobs wanna fuck?

Tip your fedora and ask her to an anime convention too ?

Ask her if she's here for the furry convention too.

Wtf no are you retarded??

Ask if she has ever considered rhinoplasty.

No but girls don’t work like that and you would know this if you wasn’t a little sad fake Rolex flexing virgin micro dick fuck

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How often do you think of mens cocks?

How are you? *listen* *be interested*

I will tell her: You have ten seconds to impress me.
After 10 seconds I will turn around and walk away and never look back.

You are so goddamn nice. You deserve a "Nicey" award. Too bad those don't exist. Thank you.

>Nice beak, who's a pretty bird?
Works every time

Well since your interested lol .. your a faggot grow up and stop living in a dream land

Bahahaha

Ask her which is tastier, the drink or her.
But you have to deliver the line just right.

>I pissed in that drink.

I’m that good looking, just sitting near her would impress her.

So, pretty often then.