I'm going to be asking my gf to marry me soon. Any married fags here? Marriage tips? What's it like having a family...

I'm going to be asking my gf to marry me soon. Any married fags here? Marriage tips? What's it like having a family. You still fuck and everything?

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Oncd you have kids say goodbye to sex for a long time. There is a reason so many families these days have single kids or just two.

You will not have time to sleep, let alone fuck.

I remember the third time we got to have sex after our son was born we thought he was FINALLY asleep and that motherfucker decided to pount on our door mid-blowjob because he thought he saw a monster in his closet.

Now he is eight and asks us why he doesn't have a baby brother.

haha serves him right, the little fucker

Marriage is a scam, don't waste your money on that, you will regret it

Make sure you take as much black cock for yourself as for your wife and kids. Everyone can use it.

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Pussy whipped bitch

Get a prenup have her sign it in front of a lawyer. If you say I do before you get it signed your fucked. She can leave you for no reason and take the shit plus you get the privilege to pay her to have sex with other guys. My mom and dad got divorced in 2000. Mom retired this year and she gets to collect from my dads retirement since she never remarried.

Not seeing the bride on the wedding day is for your benefit, alphabetize the seating list by last name so easy. Someone to greet people and sign them in lends a sense of exclusivity. You are there to be humiliated by your guest expect it to be degrading.
I like a photo both creates a nice take home and fuels social media posting immediately after the event like a clicker for a dog between command and treat; treat being the wedding photographer submitting the retouched photos.

In his defense, I'm pretty sure blowjobs don't result in babies.

Are you from the 1950s? Women work too, you know, and have assets of their own. If OP is young enough, she may actually be more wealthy than him, because young adult women out-earn men.

Do not fuck during the party, you think the guest do not know, but they know. The groom has pockets carry nuts and snacks ask family to hold water bottles for you, smell the flowers they are good for the brain.

don't

Damn, it reads like a caricature here. Lot of single guys LARP'ing here.

Marriage and building a family is 100% what you make of it. That's all.

Life... is hard. It's good to have someone who's beside you.

Both of you have character flaws and strengths that will come out as time goes on. If you commit to staying married, and chose a spouse well, marriage gets better and better with time.
The best thing I csn add is that marriage is between a man and a woman. NOT a man, a woman and the children they create. Kids are separate from the marriage- they're in their own category. If you focus on your marriage, fostering love and building uo and supporting each other, sex stsys a priority- aside from it being fun, it's also the glue in a happy marriage. For my part, I have 4 kids and we still have sex 3-4x a week. Sometimes less as illness or other issues dictate of course, but after 40 sex is less a compulsive desire and more a welcome, familiar act that is as natural as breathing.
My wife and I both came close to divorce when our oldest was born. We hadn't yet really adapted to the idea that that our life was in the other's hands, and where at times the other didn't meet our needs, we felt anger instead of concern, and resentful or burdened instead of humbled and chastened.
Not to say fights don't happen. I'm slow to anger but simmer for a long time before finally ending in a cold, explosive rage . My wife is quick to great anger that passes lin moments. We fight less than we used to, but passionate people don't stop butting heads at times.
Having kids is awesome. Also enormously diffkcult, but it forces growth on us, and thst is both healthy and good. I couldn't become the patriarch of my family without learning to be paterfsmilias of my nuclear fsmily, a process of trials and errors to be sure, and a lot of pressure at times, but which produces good results and great fulfillment.

Do it and don't listen to the jew larps

We basically stopped fucking a few years ago. I just can’t bring myself to bother with all that.

'Nuff said here. And just in case I'm wrong & it's NOT enough?

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>Women work too, you know

Yes they do. But in the context of this discussion, they'll quit first chance she gets so she can live out her dream of staying at home, "raising" kids while doing nothing other than spending money.

Because when they divorce, the fact that she hasn't worked will play into how much vaginamony he owes her; the more she works, the more she earns, the less she's entitled to. But if she removes herself from the workforce entirely while they're married, the divorce is her jackpot.

Every single sentence here is true.

Even that many people split up first year after the first baby comes, it is really the toughest time and it is like a completely different life. Like you can't even fathom how different it is and you seriously need some time to get used to it. But then it's fun again.

And yes, it is what you make of it. Locking yourself in the bathroom so you can finally do a quicky with your girl before the kids get out of bed while the washing machine makes noises can feel weird or kinky, depending on what you make of it.

And you will laugh out lout when you think back "we were arguing about WHAT before we had kids?"


Life with kids is like explaining a relationship to a single:
"Well yeah, you sacrifice most of your freedom and are constantly struggling but it is really cool! Wait, why are you laughing?"

You can't describe it, only live it.

>the divorce is her jackpot

Yeah, a ruined marriage and years of tough work with raising children is what all women crave. Who wants to get recognition for their work and friends anyway?

Mainly, just make sure she’s not a narcissist. Watch some YouTube stuff on female narcissists and if she is, run.

>wife and I both earn approximately the same amount
>both clear we don’t want kids
>our finances are kept almost completely separate. No shared account or anything.

It’s good. Basically getting to spend all your time with your best friend, but also getting to fuck someone you find attractive.