Ask a 500lb dude anything. Sunday edition

ask a 500lb dude anything. Sunday edition.

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just stop, before princesses start strangling you

sex?

do you welcome the thought of a young death?

Princesses? Cool.
man
Sure, yolo

Can you still masturbate or have sex?

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how did you get that fat? accident?

Yes, though sex can be tricky sometimes. Depends.
lol probably from eating a shitload of food

You only get one body and one chance. Are you mentally ill? Do you have childhood trauma? Are you a fucking retard?

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No, I just like eating whatever I want whenever I want. I know it's 'wrong'. Just don't care.

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Fair. It's your choice and you're welcome to it.

Have you accepted that you'll die years before you should as a result of your choices, and that the life you live between now and that time, outside of eating whatever you want whenever you want, will be of a lesser quality?

Why haven’t you killed yourself yet?

Don’t you think that we should drop the obscenely fat on Russian artillery or something?

Was that a piece of food stuck in your teeth?

It is what it is.
If I killed myself, how would I eat all the cheeseburgers?

Yeah, it happens lol

Can you actually locate your asshole to wipe? Do you require assistance? Is it structurally possible for you to achieve sexual penetration? Why shouldn’t we drop you on a Russian artillery piece?

What do you do for a living to afford all the food you eat?

Yes, I can wipe my ass and yes, I can fuck. Both require a process, but are doable. Maybe I'm not big enough yet to drop on Russia.

I do production for live events

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