Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza los que aquí entráis.

Some considerations for you to follow, or not, do what you want, Im just a generic message:

>State and claim your waifu
>Restrain from claiming already claimed waifus
>"Stealing" only allowed with a set of 3 or more repeating numbers
>No oversexualized content
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>Dont worry about the voices outside
>3DPD
>Keep drama at minimum
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell
>Deja de beber tanto Permatrago, te está haciendo daño
>Without a waifu your opinion is null and void
>Embrace oblivion
>Prepare to be forgotten

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QOTT: Not today.

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>I guess thats just how life is.
Thats how it be I suppose, I'll listen to your ted talks whenever.

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OG waifu

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Hey Seija, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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Post.

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I actually did, I never really knew what to do with this information but I have known it for quite a while.

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Where is Sachi? We need to hear it directly from you.

cute

Liru!

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Oh my, a fellow degenerate, take a sit, youre here forever.

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nice feet

Nice feet.

I have been prepared to be here for ever since I set foot in this hellhole so I am fine with this.
I read a good guro doujin earlier as well all though I think that makes me more of a schizo than a degenerate.
Sip.

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nice feet.

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Why did you come here to begin with?
That makes you an emo and probably edgy.
You been good?

>Why did you come here to begin with?
..I.. don't know.
I just saw a thread one day when I came to Any Forums which I never used to come to ever and I just stayed.

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