Most depraved masturbation experience

>elder sign
>of course its the derleth one

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I used to go in the bathroom after my dad and jack off with his cum tissues from the trash.

Pretty sure they were snot tissues a few times but didn't care.

>Be 14 years old
>Everything gets me rock hard
>Washing dishes after school, but before mom gets home like usual
>Rushing to finish up while rubbing my chode against the wet counter
>Accidentally stick my finger in the sink strainer while pulling it out to throw out
>It smells awful, but it's warm, wet and squishy
>Take it to the bathroom and stick my dick in it
>Diamonds
>Cum harder than I ever have before

The metal cut my dick up and in hindsight it wasn't very comfortable, plus my dick smelled like spinach for a week and I could not get rid of it.

age?

I used to regularly finger my cat while jerking off.
I started off just pushing her tail against her pussy and she didn't mind it. After that I moved to just kinda rubbing it and she would spread her toes.

After that she finally started letting me stick my fingers in, one after the other. I never worked up the nerve to put my dick in her, and it's about 20 years too late now.

now that's what I call degeneracy

you ever do any more with him?

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Is it depraved that i jack off in a cop uniform i got off ebay?

Nah. I know he saw my dick pics a few times on the family computer in my late teens. Saw one years later on his laptop when he let me use it, I'm not sure if putting it in plain sight was his way of letting me know that he knew, or if it was for personal reasons, or maybe he just didn't know when he moved a bunch of his things over.

I don't know about depraved as much as edgelord but I jacked off on this newspaper page of all the sandyhook victims.

What victims? You never jacked off.

Well yeah that was the loophole of my master plan.

Back when I was 14-16-ish I touched my little sister (11-13) while she slept. I came on her a couple of times, usually on her shirt so she wouldn't notice, but one time I was brave, pulled her panties down and came on her asshole. I wish I had enough brain capacity back then to take pics. At least I have a great imagination

Back in middle school there was a trend where the kids would jack off in the bathrooms, leave it on their hands and then shout a word in German. (I can't remember the word)
Me and my friends would just jack off to the idea of throwing cum on each other.

Shit, I meant to say we'd shout the word as we threw/slapped it onto each other.

Take 300mg of 3MMC, put on pink chastity, pink heart butt plug, diaper with maxi pad, stockings with garter belt, 5 inch lockable heels, frilly pink panties, bra with falsies, petticoat, dress, mincing ribbons, wig, pacifier then edge for 5 hours or so before using a dildo on my ass and vibrator on my chastity and cumming in my diaper.

Me and my grandpa used to pee together, platonically. It started when I was about 8, it was a bonding thing. We'd cross our streams and laugh, I knew how to aim. We kept doing it till I was about 17 when he passed away.

I didn't start jacking off to the memory until after he passed away though.

Around the time I learned how to jack off I used to wear a few lifesaver gummies as cock rings through the course of a day and hand them out to family/siblings after dinner after putting them back in the bag.

I didn't do this all the time, but still at least ten times.