>sentenced to 263 years
>does not have to work
>kept in solitary protective custody
>food brought every day
>no thots to bother you
>got to have sex before
Is this the ultimate version of a comfy life?
Sentenced to 263 years
Xavier Sanders
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Bentley Hernandez
You would try to kill yourself after a week OP
Owen Long
>You would try to kill yourself after a week OP
they don't let you kill yourself user
Landon Hernandez
Not unless you're Jeffrey Epstein.
Austin Gray
>can't play video games
>can't go to parties
>can't hug or hang with family
>can't eat junk food or take out
>can't cum without being seen/heard
>can't watch sports live/TV
>can't drink beer or smoke weed
>can't have gf
>can become someone's GF by force
these are the things he can't have options to do or not. his life will suck after a while and insanity will take over
Chase Jackson
i hate all of that shit. Sign me up bros
Landon Flores
Thats not what i said
Leo Wilson
>>can't go to parties
>>can't hug
get out normie
Eli Turner
>no parties
>no hanging with friends and/or family
>no sports
>no drinking or smoking
>no gf
So in other words...Eternal Tuesdays.
Eli Baker
Just go kill a bunch of people then and it’s all yours
Jose Sullivan
There's sone chance he actually innocent; the prosecution went shopping for witnesses.
Robert Morgan
Kind of sad that this is the last footnote in Raul Julia’s life. To be fair, overdrawn at the memory bank was shit too, but that was expected
Sebastian Garcia
Literally who
Jeremiah Howard
Try to remember him as he was (Gomez Addams), not how he ended up.
>his eye popped out at one point during filming, and he simply put it back in
Gavin Fisher
Jaxson Baker
Good, he's a cop, nothing of value was lost here either way. Hopefully they do put him in general pop.
Lucas Davis
>implying Jeffrey Epstein was not murdered by guards paid off from the Democrat National Party pursuant to Hillary Clinton's orders
>literally believing all the remarkable coincidences with lost video, absent guards, etc., for such a high profile individual, lol
Connor Jones
it would be comfier in a mental hospital
Gavin Robinson
Justin Roberts
Asher Garcia
Jordan Williams
What did this Down syndrome looking faggot do?
Thomas Richardson