My gf is on holiday and I always get super horny when I'm alone in the evening. Watching porn keeps me busy for a day or two but after that I want more. I'm probably fucked, but you guys got any ideas on what horny shit to do? Any ideas welcome.
My gf is on holiday and I always get super horny when I'm alone in the evening...
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Sauce
Looking for that myself.
Nobody?
Kill yourself tranny incel
>YWNBAW
files.catbox.moe
Don't wanna be a woman. Just want good ideas. Also ain't clicking that shit nigga
you can always fuck another woman
Wouldn't know who tbh
Sounds like you are yawning lol
Might not be for you, but when my girl goes out of town, I use her dildo on my ass. Feels different. Shes a sub, so asking her to peg me would conflict with our power dynamic. But when shes out of town, I get to see how it feels to be submissive.
That's a decent idea. She's got one dildo i could try. She does finger/rim me sometimes, so it'd probably feel good. Thanks man. Any other ideas are welcome too
>https
retard
jew
Find yourself a good jerkbud and jerk to eachother's irls or watch porn together through kik/discord/whatever.
Just imagine their sex.
This is something I've always fantasised about. How do u find someone like that tho?
why would I do that? I am straight
user here, https only means shit you send to the website is secure from third parties.
The data you send to the website can be protected, but it still may go to the site owner.
The website and its owner can still be malicious.
Sorry user, this time the retard is right...
>python tranny here
>what is blocking third party cookies
tell me more
>Wouldn't know who tbh
In that case i'd hire an escort or what i did when i was younger hunt for a semi-pro. Oh yeah.
What do you mean semi pro?
There's plenty of jerkbud-related subreddits, and also Kik threads on Any Forums. Just lurk until you find someone who seems like-minded/into the same stuff and start up a chat.
>python tranny
Cool projection fag, senior go dev.
>blocking third party cookies
Cookies and SSL certs between the user and the server are a whole diffrent bag.
Tell me more.
Go commando in tight shorts and get some bulge reactions
I'll try that out. Thanks for the idea. Ever had one irl? I'm a bit bi curious so wouldn't mind the view tbh. Especially while degrading gf's
>senior go dev.
>on Any Forums on a friday afternoon
>in a tranny nigger thread
let me guess, you work from home too right? make 250k a year? KEK
>What do you mean semi pro?
a semi prostitute
Sharpie in pooper
What's that? Like a sugar babe?
>What's that? Like a sugar babe?
smth like that, yeah