>open thread >type "sage" without the quotes, in Options field >click on OP's post and reply with "kill yourself" - again without the quotes >report OP's post as "Intentionally evading spam/post filters" (which he is) >close thread >Hide thread from your Catalog >repeat many times >pedo spammer faggot OP gets mad as absolute fuck >he starts calling you "Eustace" >he starts going on big rant against janitors and moderators >funny as all fuck >many such cases >another day that brings the faggot closer to killing himself
Good times. Good times. Contribute towards his inevitable and hopefully gory suicide.
MAJOR MOST RECENT UPDATE from UMC hospital, urology, ward 6
> It was revealed that Corey had in fact a advance directive prepared for just this very situation in he can no longer decide for himself.
> The document clearly states that in this unfortunate case no external breathing should be performed by any machinery and such.
> However the external pneumatic device CPAP is currently the only thing keeping him alive together with the Extra corporeal membrane oxygenation (ECMO) which he is also rejecting in his stated will.
> Therefore the team of expert physicians in the UMC ward wants to turn off all machines on 5 pm local time.
> However Rick now sprung into action. He doesn't accept that Coreys current neurological state is final. He rejects the concurrent treatment so far and angrily called the physicians "quacks" because they "botched the surgery". This created a big scene and a major outrage.
> Rick claims furthermore the document signed by Corey is invalid legally because he wasn't of sound mind when he signed it.
> However this is disputed by contemporaries who say he was not deranged when he set up the will.
> Rick wants so transfer Corey who still is not displaying any neurological activity after the hypoxic incident during surgery into another hospital.
> UMC staffers reject his and the police has been called to the scene because an angry mob has formed demanding that Corey's breathing machines are not to be turned off.
> This is an ongoing situation, and we will provide updates if feasible...
Why? It's some of the only good content left on Any Forums
Isaac Walker
Based
Grayson Hernandez
animaterman is funnier than 68% of Any Forums and i wanna know where can i find the lore of the log
Ryder Nguyen
Do we really need space for another porn thread that would last longer if put on a specifically porn board?
Christian Watson
andy sixx threads are oldfags posting OC and memes that other websites cant/wont steal Any Forums and Any Forums hasnt had any OC for almost 10 years now because anything original that gets posted ends up in some zoomer faggot's "BEST OF Any Forums GREENTEXT" weekly youtube video with patreon donation links and ad sponsorship attached
wanna blame something or someone? blame the faggots that enabled the modern corporate monetized internet
Noah Barnes
kill yourself
Alexander Murphy
You first faggot :)
Alexander Cook
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Nolan Cook
Thank you for this god, if this works I will do it obsessively every sigle day for the rest of my life.
I always hide those threads, but I don't report them.
Henry Walker
Oh you silly summer fag. Filtering threads is the most ignorant filthy casual thing anyone can do. In doing so, you are cutting off potential threads with hidden meaning and coded language, that includes the logfaggery. If you haven't heard of The Hive, go to the supply clerk and get your newboots, then take your ass out to the obstacle course for conditioning. If you don't have the IQ of a knuckle dragger, you might get to come to class and start actually training.
[X0 XA0] "Xiao Xiao."
Jordan Nguyen
Learn hacking Run trace program >Findfaggotanon.exe Go to his house Set his cat on fire Fuck his wife (or mother) Video tape it Go home Convert to webm Post on here with captio "Cut the shit or you're next" If he tries some gay or cute shit Break into his house while he's sleeping and tie a rope around both his ankles and the other end to the hitch on your fuckin car
Jaxson Turner
'Me, me, me." "Me too." How many tours have you done with The Hive Glowie?
