Be me, Chance Gomula

>Be me, Chance Gomula
>Mom owns dog grooming shop in california called "Verdugo Pet Cabin"
>Part of the business requires her to pet sit for people out of town
>Experiment sexually with animals due to bad porn habit
>Start molesting my mother's client's dogs
>Mother boards a big male german shepherd named "Rookie" one day
>he's intact
>idea.png
>sneak out one night and suck Rookie's cock while my parents are asleep
>eat his ass too
>one night, bring him into the laundry room when no one is awake
>set up my cell phone to record
>assume the position
>let him fuck my gay little virgin ass on camera
>upload video
>it spreads over the internet
>show face in video
>even look at camera cause I'm a dumbass
>fast-forward 13 years
>video lives on the internet forever
>still think about it and obsess over it daily
>cant escape
>part of me is still in the laundry room with Rookie, and that part of me lives on the internet forever
Ruh-Roh

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Sounds like your setup of the video camera made you look like a real... rookie!

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I'm definitely the Rookie of the year!

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>>upload video
I didn't like that gay shit and almost forgot I've watched that video.

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Too bad

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So what’s the meme here? Is this something that actually happened recently?

Something I did a while ago and have been posting about on b wver since

Where’s the video posted? I’m intrigued now.

>zoox18
>search "Amente de la leche canina"

It's pretty much like zoo porn public domain at this point this is the easiest place to find it currently.

I gotta say user, I’ve been edging for like a half hour and that video almost made me fail. Good shit, man.

It's an old video but I appreciate it greatly.

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don't make the kiwifarms autists harass some random pet grooming salon chasing a red herring, that shit ain't cool

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If you're not starting a lynch mob you're not using Any Forums right.

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The truth is so close to coming out its insane. Gotta appreciate the people here I've chatted with for trying to look out for me though.

Fuck her and her business. We haven't been talking lately anyway.

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(818) 548-9840
Ask for Diana, and then ask her if she does german shepherd breeding, or tell her that her son Chance gets fucked by dogs, or go on Facebook and search Diana Slattery-Gomula and send her the video of me getting fucked by the shepherd.


Please.

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This makes me sad

It makes me laugh. Some rich fuck dropped off their purebred german shepherd at our house for a week and they have no idea their dog is all over the internet butt fucking the son of their trusted pet sitter/dog groomer.

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I think I'm part german shepherd, cause Rookie fucked me so hard I was walking like I had hip dysplasia from years of selective inbreeding.

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why are you doing this

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>why are you doing this
Well, two reasons. The first and longest standing reason is because having a video of me getting fucked by a dog out their on the internet forever has given me this twisted self degradation/exposure fetish, and the second and more recent is because me and my mother haven't been on speaking terms lately. If you think about it like this, it's all her fault cause she's the one who enabled me to do this by having a line of work that involves dogs.

I like the way you think. Not quite Facebook video, but nice nonetheless. Bombard verdugo pet cabin with bad reviews about german shepherd butthole sex cum boy fucking. For the lolz.

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get help dude
(not for the harmless dogfucking, just the other stuff)

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It's too late for me. I never should have posted that video. Look what it's turned into. Isn't it awesome?

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My mom is a dog groomer, I'm a dog "groomer" kek

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