Did I do good Any Forums? Think she'll respond?

Did I do good Any Forums? Think she'll respond?

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And yes, I am a boner-fide sperg.

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topkek

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That was the most awkward austistic message I've ever read.

So I spent a lot of time writing and rewriting that for nothing? I'm not posting her photo but she's a hot alternative chick. She's 27 and I'm 47. She liked me first.

BTW, this isn't a larp. Unfortunately.

I don’t think it was too bad, a little awkward maybe but I would’ve found it endearing. Good luck man.

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Seriously? I was too embarrassed to ask anyone to read it. She has tarantulas, snakes, and lizards, too. I can post anonymously here. Thank you for the encouragement.

Fucking nailed it man. You'll probably dump her because of all the pussy just getting thrown at you, you know?

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Seriously just send more specific expectations, what you imagine that you will do with her.

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Pussy goes well with cottage cheese. Have a bowl of some nice cottage cheese, anons.

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I'm looking for a life partner. A wife.

if shes the right kind of weirdo she will. always be yourself. confidently be yourself. even when your nervous inside. if someone dont like you theres someone else who will. but you want them to like you not your facade. thats why marriages never last. those facades wear off after a while. so just be real and dont give a fuck. hope this helps.

I think you've actually honed in on the right niche. Alternative girls tend to be BPD and BPD chicks are drawn to autistic dudes like moths to a flame.

Huh. Didn't know that.

Thanks, user

You got this, buddy. I believe in you. If she responds, just don't make the mistake of being too clingy and constantly messaging her. Also don't dwell on your anxiety or bring it up too much. Guys who pity themselves too much are a turn off to girls. Since she's an alt chick, she'll probably think your spider friend is cool, so use that to your advantage.

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I wouldn't respond if a girl sent me this. Comes off as weird w/ little to no social experience. I can't speak for women though so maybe they like honest long messages like this. Good luck, user.

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Why don't you just go for guys? I mean the lack of masculinity is disturbing.

Watch a few westerns, user. Give up on kids cartoons. Smoke a fucking cigarette and play with knives. Make a fire with your own bare hands, get into a bar brawl, and then go pick your woman.

As is, you will bottomed the rest of your pathetic feminine lifecycle. Hope your purse matches your outfit faggot.

I may have been too harsh. Sorry. Didn't mean to make you cry. Women like sensitive crybaby.. haha no... no they really dont. LOL. SO fucking pathetic! HAHA