Do I look dead/like a corpse? Been wondering about this lately. Please be completely honest. Thanks

Do I look dead/like a corpse? Been wondering about this lately. Please be completely honest. Thanks

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Jesus, you're an annoying fuck, logfag

You look like private pyles

THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN

lets see your side profile

THIS ONES FOR LARPING THIS ONES FOR FUN

Just depressed. Start cycling and don't overheat too much while sitting around.

OOMA MAO MAO OOMA OOMAO MA MAO

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OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

Honestly, just lose weight and you'll be fine. Most importantly stop posting on here.

at this point i cant tell if its just copypasta or not, i have not seen this photos before

this lmao

if you're depressed and overweight you honestly believe Any Forums is gonna make you feel better? do you just want to be with all the rest of the losers so it makes you feel better about yourself?

it won't

Do I look dead though?

OP

timestamp so i know you arent logfag

I'm beginning to think he WANTS to look dead.

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GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF OF MY BOARD
NOW

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You look like your dry aged steak didnt go well

We're all logfag, E. You'll never stop us.

Private Pyle, you are dumb!
But do you really expect me to believe you don't know horizontal from vertical ?!!

*smack you on the cheek "what direction that came from ?
>sir, horizontal SIR!!!
*smacks you on top of your head "what direction did that land?
>Sir vertical SIR!!!!!

So what's your excuse for fucking up the orientation of your image, private Pyle?
>Sir I don't know SIR!!!

I think you did it on purpose Private pyle,
I don't like maggots that do thing assbackwards and play dumb!

Out fucking standing!

You had best get your directions straightened out, Private Pyle or I will fold you like a campingchair and shove you back up your mama's snatch sideways, and reverse your mother's mistake, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BLITHERING IMBECILE !

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i think u look fine, ur resting face is just like that. u could try being more lively/awake/attentive when talking to people to seem more engaged but otherwise ur fine

Stop pretending to be nice