I'm in deep shit

Hello fellow Any Forumsros. I'm so fucking fucked right now. 15 minutes ago my mother barged into my room because she bought me some shit and probably wanted me to try it on, but I was jacking off and she saw it. Right now I hear her yelling and crying, and she is freaking out. 5 minutes ago she came back into my room and told me she will send me to the shrink if I don't get my shit straight and she also threatened me that she will kick me out of the house. What do I do bros, I don't know what to fucking do...

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What were you fapping to?

So, it was either cheese pizza or you're underage, either way I don't care, this never happened

Tell your mother that she is a retarded bitch and that each and every guy jerks off every now and then.
Seriously, what the hell is she thinking? That your dick will fall off? That you don't have sex until marriage?

What a cunt of a mother.

Tell her to fuck off. The time to raise you is past. She needs to pay you or give you something to hope for because having you live with her and treating you like some child isn't going to help you or her.

respond you faggot OP

Is she threatens to kick you out threaten that you’ll say she tried touching you sexually.

I don't know if I should send this. It was some kind of hentai, but ... I can't say its kinda fucked up
Do you fap in front of your mother, you think its normal user?
Im 16, and can't talk to my mother like that, my father would kick the shit out of me

I don't think that would work, my dad is lavyer, he can beat me in any conversation, also his shift ends in about 2 hours, I'm scared as shit what will happen then

Then get the shit beat out of you. No bitch especially your mother gets to tell you how to use your dick.

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>I'm 16
this board is 18+ onan.
>I can't say what the hentai was.
it's impossible to be more fucked up than the avg thread here. post the numbers.

He's busy telling his mother that he was a naughty little boy but will never do it again. What he will NOT do is to grow a pair and say:
"Next time you enter my room without knocking first I will not just stop jerking off. Your choice, mother." and walk away like a chad.

> but I was jacking off
Maybe not jack off?

checked!

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Shouldn't have stopped.
Shouldn't have broken eye contact.
Offer for her to help.

I-i-i-i don't wanna get beat up just because I beat my meat off, but still, I think they will take my PC away for this shit
you really want me to post the shit I fapped to?
I'm to afraid to talk to her rn
It's really hard not to fap in my age, I'm ugly and fat and can't get gf, they all laugh at me

>can't talk to my mother like that
...
>my father
Call him a virgin

If I tell him that, he is going to pull this on me, so not worth it

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Bro, stand up for yourself. You can let some dumb old cunt tell you you can’t Jack your own dick?
Bro they Could beat me within an inch of my life and I would still jack my dick

If they take your computer then just stop talking to them

>you really want me to post the shit I fapped to?
jesus fuck, yes please. if you are so much of a pussy to post 6 fucking numbers then it's no wonder you got caught (idk how, but it's connected). every other thread here is a fucking cucking/voyeur/shouldn't post/socials thread, what are you afraid of?

oh fuck, you really are 16

If they make my PC, only thing I can do then is to fucking kill my self. I only have one "friend", life is tough man. You Any Forumsros are the only people I have in my life

Enjoy your ban, little dude. This website is 18+.

But before you go, you’re guilty of getting caught. 90% of men jack off, your dad probably jacks off. But you’re still a minor and she’s your legal guardian, so best thing you can do is own up, bring her the power cord of your PC, tell her you’re sorry for letting her down, and you’re willing to detox until she believes that your impressionable young mind hasn’t been forever tainted by porn addiction.

And then DO it. You don’t want to be a coombrained adult with burnt out pleasure receptors from a lifetime of porn consumption. The sooner you turn your life around, the better your chances die success

What the hell, you are not some kind of slave, op. It is your fucking room and you can jerk off whenever you want to.

I was surprised by my mother one time and I was pretty shocked, but at least she didn't tell me to get things straight or something like that.


One more thing:
If you are a coward or make up excuses it will only get worse. If you just shrug it off, look them in the eye and say "Wow, sorry, I never wanted you to see this. But I am not a baby anymore, I have my sexuality and I sure as hell will not discuss it with you now."
your parents will still think you are a freak, but at least they will also think you are a man. A man doesn't back down, even if he fucks up.

Be a man, user and not some silly litte girl. Even if they say "no more internet" just remain silent, stand up and walk away. Don't brwak down like a little bitch.

Their baby is growing up and that can be tough sometimes. But it is their problem, not yours.

Okay well shit, here we go. My father is coming home in 1h45min btw. This is the thing I was fapping to, happy?

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It’s just a tech detox, relax. You won’t die

So much this.

Oh so you're fucked in the head and you mom is correct?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHH MY SIDES! AND YOUR MOTHER SAW THAT?

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Haha bro that’s messed up. Now she thinks you’re a serial killer. You need to detox, bro, you’re too young to be lookinght at that sick shit

KYS, seriously.

Exactly if they take your computer away you have nothing to lose you can be an absolute little fucking shit in every single way and they can’t do anything to you

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So you're saying there's a problem with your shit ?

I can use VPN, so I don't give a shit. And also yeah I think I should apologise, It would be the best outcome
I doubt I will ever jerk off again in my room after what happened today

OK, you have only one chance: Lie.

"Mom, I friend said I would not dare to fab to this. It was some kind of challenge. Oh I am so sorry, I know it was wrong. I was stupid. But I will not give my friends away, no matter what."


Also purge your freaking hard drive and internet history for christs sake.

Well how can I be normal if I visit this site daily?
Im fucking serious, my pc is directly in front when door of my room open, so yeah, she saw it
You see why I'm afraid she will send me to shrink?

Retard alert

>Well how can I be normal if I visit this site daily?
sounds like that problem is about to solve itself, lol

jerk off slower next time and make sure you make eye contact

Nah bro, my chair is perfectly fine, it's not like Hitler's
I only have one "friend", so If I tell her that, she would know. Also, I delete history always, but I cant gouge her eyes out or brain, she can't forget what she saw

>im 16
>Get out underage b&
You cannot post for 2 more years kiddo. Do as mommy says or move the fuck out.
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>Well how can I be normal if I visit this site daily?
I've been here since 08 and I still haven't fapped to guro porn, nor has it enticed me.
What you consume is your choice and responsibility, you being on here doesn't excuse fapping to that shit.

Open up your door and scream out of your room “bitch you better shut up before I come out there and make you“

YOU should be the one asking for a shrink, don't get it forced on you, show that you understand how fucked up this is and that you're willing to change it
if not, you deserve whatever the fuck is coming op

You have to be clear to her that you didn’t have any of those urges to make that sick shit happen IRL you were just curious and exploring what was out there, but then acknowledge that you probably went overboard and owe it to yourself to step back and do a little self-assessment, ask her to meet you half way because you already know that you dun goofed

Please no, I can't live without this site or my hentai collection, its my reason to live
So you are telling me that I can't post, but I can browse all this fucked up shit on this site? shit logic you got there bud

ah, I see... I'm the chump today...
top kek op, nice larp