Which country does Any Forums think Trump will abscond to beyond the reach of extradition?
CHY-nuh - Nuh. He's not a fan of Asian culture so prolly not
Russia Russia Russia - Food there is terrible and I don;t think Meliana would like it there
United Arab Emirates - Rich man's playground but over there he will be considered a poor flim flam man. Imagine his fat ass in a kandura
Pyongyang North Korea - Trump will try to trade his suits and red tie for one of those nifty leather trench coats
Israel
Israel is a postage stamp of land. His power hungry ass will get stir crazy. I don't see him lasting long there unless he's given some sort of power and start shit with the Palestinians
Damn, you really can see Trump dreaming of BBC while licking that chocolate icecream.
It's going to be Russia. They took Assange, Snowden, and other leakers of classified docs. Meliania is basically a russian mail order bride. He already has a condo there. And Trump will fit right in with blatant doublespeak like the Special 3 day Military Operation that is currently in it's 6th month.
I'm hard as diamonds.
Russia. Melania’s not going. She ratted him out the feds since she was tired of the humiliation of being just another one of Trump’s cum dumps. She will be able to get the prenup broken by arguing that her ex-husband was a traitor. She’ll win.
Putin will make Trump suck Snowden’s cock on live television.
This is now also a presidents eating ice cream thread
I have discovered this mutherfucker really, really... R E A L L Y likes his ice cream.
Almost as much as he like sniffing little girls
Too bad Trump isn’t Catholic. The Vatican will harbor child molesters.
Ike like.
It is criminal to eat ice cream from a plate.
Does N Korea even have ice cream?!
Maybe he will go live a quiet life somewhere, like Vanuatu, Maldives, Malta oh wait... with rising tides because of climate change those places will be gone and Arizona will become the new Catalina Island
Say “Yes” to ice cream.
I now know where all that extra COVID munnies went to. Not to relief for evictions, corona victims, not even to defense spending
It went to the Biden ice cream slushie fund!
This one looks like a shop. Tommy’s love for chocolate is well documented.
HARBL
Ice Cream 2024
Dude, I agree. In searching for these pics, I have come to the conclusion that Joe Biden eats a fuckton of ice cream.
Saudi Arabia. Chances are those nuclear secrets he was holding onto were about Israel and the Saudis would love to get their hands on that.
DUB-yuh eats ice cream EXACTLY the way you think he would
Would he sell out everyones favorite welfare terrorist state just to get in good with the rich ragheads in the nice gentrified stretch of litterbox?
I'd think those top secret nuclear docs would be likely for Vlad. Don't think rocket man has enough juice to entice the don just yet
Seriously this is fucking ridiculous. How much ice cream does one man need?
If he's not bullshitting the people into a false sense of hope, he's cramming his mush with THE PEOPLES ICE CREAM