I'm a 31 years old virgin

>I'm a loser
Only if you think you are
>with a little dick.
I doubt that - you've probably been taking internet porn seriously
>I'll never get a gf or sex with a girl
With your current attitude, you're right. But why would any of that want to make you buy a cage? How's that going to help? Or is this just another bait thread?

Its a bait thread user. He's getting off to people insulting him because he likes the humiliation. I used to do shit like this, trust me. He's a cumbrain retard.

What else am I supposed to do?
No woman will ever touch me

I still don't see how a cage will improve the situation

Maybe forgetting about women will make me less frustrated and my sexual frustration will go away

So you think having your genitals permanently padlocked into a plastic cage that you will feel every minute you wear it will make you think about sex less?

I’d let you suck my cock slowly while you stroked your little dick with fine-grade sandpaper and some lube

can't be more frustrating than being a virgin

Is this really less pathetic than just hiring a prostitute? What the fuck is wrong with you? You have got to be some kind of masochist or something.

I think you'll find it is. Being a virgin doesn't clamp a rung tightly behind your balls and constrain your dick in a plastic tube

*rung = ring

I suggest a cherrykeeper instead of a CB6000.

I suggest he goes outside for a walk

having said all of that you have got to be acting coy with this reply but if you're not, let me just say this. if you are truly serious and comitted to this mental prison you wish to submit to, then you might as well go all the way and start getting into anal play to sissy hypno. trust me on that one, it's a world of pleasure. so, so much pleasure.

if you have any questions I'll help ya. but let me be clear: once you go down that road, it's nigh impossible to pull back. but then again, you've already surrendered haven't you sissy?

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