Name one thing better than a full American breakfast.
Name one thing better than a full American breakfast
Christopher Perez
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Aaron Adams
sticking your own dick in your own fucking butt and becoming pregnant with a retarded self incest baby
Alexander Cox
Clean arteries
Nathan Peterson
A full English breakfast. It's basically the same but with added beans and black pudding.
Brody Robinson
And no actual firearms because they make it hella difficult for the average bloke to acquire them.
Jayden Baker
Is that the toxic masculinity breakfast?
Looks okay, but I wouldn't appreciate the smell of hoppe's oil while trying to eat my eggs
Nicholas Martinez
>toxic masculinity
No such thing. Its just a fantasy word made up by libtards.
Alexander Reyes
Yep, definitely toxic masculinity then.
Ayden Gray
Theres nothing toxic about defending your home and family, user.
Caleb Nelson
Not to mention your blatant sexism in assuming that photo was taken by a man.
Caleb Carter
>no homefries
“Full”, hopefully you’ll be eating a few of thise bullets later on, OP.
Jose Harris
sharding
Gavin Jackson
Whoosh.
Alexander Reed
We got the joke, OP. That’s why we keep talking about the guns. Problem is the joke is dumb. You should become an hero.
James Ward
Literally any other meal
I'll give you one simple example: Mexican meal
Christopher Sullivan
I can f
Defend my home without eating breakfast with my guns displayed before me. Also, the brass knuckle mug isn't useful for self-defense.
Who said anything about a man. Oh that's right, you guys force associations all the time
>Implying only men can be masculine
Ryan Lee
>full american breakfast is just eggs, bacon, and coffee
yawn
Samuel Moore
a glass of water.
Elijah Edwards
>Also, the brass knuckle mug isn't useful for self-defense.
LoL ok.
Nicholas Mitchell
Huevos rancheros > bacon and eggs
Asher Young
>This nigger expects to end up in a fist fight during breakfast.
Over out the ghetto, bro
Joseph Ramirez
Yes so nice of home invaders to wait until after dinner to break into your home. They're so kind and courteous.
Ian Russell
>Implying only men can be masculine
Women can be masculine but women and men do not partake in the same roles at all. The ones that do are outliers, especially when they're forced to survive out in the wild.
Jackson Wilson
With what, Mean words?
Easton Young
English breakfast is superior. Do we even have an “American breakfast?”
Brayden Jenkins
A log of shit from Andy Sixxs asshole
Ayden Nguyen
Move out of the ghetto and you won't have to always be afraid you'll need to punch an intruder with your novelty coffee mug. Easy.
Cameron Nelson
Millions of times per year, user. And no its not limited to just the ghetto. People can be assaulted or murdered anywhere.
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Brayden Bell
Yes "we" do. There's more choice though. sausage gravy and biscuts, eggs and hashed browns is a good example
Ryan Sullivan
Do you shower with your rifle too? I hope you at least put a rubber over the muzzle to prevent water getting in the bore
Adrian Smith
>not understanding that virtue signalling having guns 24/7 isn't effective defence
you can have a gun and not be a massive fucking bitch about it
Michael Lewis
I have one in every room. Too bad you're a faggot who thinks it's the gun that's the problem not the person wielding it.
Jack Williams
If you get millions of intruders per year you REALLY need to move
Brandon Allen
BTW unless you've acknowledged that the US is a third tier shit hole, it isn't a flex that you NEED a gun to defend your family
Andrew Myers
Where would you go? You'd have a hard time living alone. People are dangerous user. And the need for self defense is non negotiable.
Joseph Myers
Where are you from?
Sadly we imported niggers years ago and they are dangerous.
Dominic Sanchez
Yeah but tbh other countries are waking up and we dont want shitty Americans immigrating, I was never before but I am Anti Immigration of Americans
Kevin Robinson
>American breakfast
Nailed it, user. But it’s not truly American unless you eat while stuck in traffic on the way to your soul crushing job.
John Sullivan
Cool story bro. And everywhere outside of the US is a magical fairy tale world where violence and murder dont exist.
Ethan Murphy
Lol, keep those north africans and "asians" flooding your countries, that'll end well.
Jaxon Moore
Fuck yeah, white America is ahead of Madagascar sick own bro
John Bennett
I like how you think I'm antigun
>Under no pretense
I just think you ammosexuals are cringe as fuck the way you treat your guns like idols.
>Lord armalite may you protect me and my daily bread, Amen
Aiden King
Not needing a weapon to eat your breakfast. OP is so scared of jamal entering his home, his wife and eating his breakfast that he needs a killing machine within close proximity.
Noah Gonzalez
Fuck, you're just a whiny bitch.
John Myers
Not only that but the murder rates in London briefly surpassed those of NYC a few years back and the criminals in the UK rarely use guns. But they do stab a lot.
Justin Smith
You're just pissed that you can't even own one.
Andrew Scott
Checked.
But the weapons are necessary too.