Wake up

>wake up
>see this
What do

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How does she not pee at the same time? In all the scat stuff I've seen the woman doesn't pee. can woman actually held in their piss while shitting?

wtf what is Amber Heard doing in my bed (other than shitting, obviously)

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I love Rachelle. Bought one of her turds for $100 and it was so worth it. Ate the whole thing with ease.

Free breakfast

There's a non zero chance you ate her boyfriends shit or some other male she knows.

Don't put it in my mouth and swallow

Would lick/10
Smell isn't a problem
It probably tastes awful but I hope excitement will prevail
I don't like it messy tho

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Shit doesn't taste that bad. It doesn't really have a taste. It's the smell and texture you have to overcome.

I was worried about the same thing. She sent a video of her shitting the turd out for extra $

Would be quite hard to swallow it without chewing, although sounds like an option if turn isn't big
I fucking need to cum

AAAAARGH

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Um yea. I can too. Didn't know that was a thing. I can control all kinds of stuff going on down there.

Smear it in her face.
Refuse to be amber turd'd

Are you male or female?

I never believe those shits are real

Male

They are very carefully constructed in their female fibrous diet of lies and manipulation.

I would suck her shit, record it and send it to her and love it the whole time.

Why?

because I want people to see me eat it. I'd show other people too.

My wife's shit actually tastes better than her cooking.

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