How the fuck did Sauron get away with having a sidekick named Saruman, that's like Luigi and Waluigi tier bullshit

How the fuck did Sauron get away with having a sidekick named Saruman, that's like Luigi and Waluigi tier bullshit

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Op only watches movies

they're both maiar. probably got stuck in line at school together all the time while Eru Ilúvatar was still busy shitting out continents.

I've always thought the same thing. It's one of the many factors as to why I consider J.R.R. Tolkien a little more mediocre than others.

how did Melkor end up with a sidekick like Sauron? i’m pretty sure it was his singing voice.

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>Imagine comparing this legendry classy poetry to modern fuck up nigger names like Jamal and Tyrone.
No thanks, much more cope is needed here.

>thread about LotR
>decide to be racist out of nowhere
there's something wrong with your head, guy

I've fucked many 7+/10 women. My last gf and I were swingers, and my wife is literally the smartest person on the planet. Compared to you, I'm a Gigachad.

>poetry
Keep reaching redditfag.