How do I initiate a wet dream

>been doing nofap for 3 weeks
>balls hurt constantly
>aroused all the time
>feel like shooting a load would help but don't want to fap
>what do

Is there some kind of drug I can take. Should I sleep with a dildo in my ass?

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Empty your balls daily, or cut them off and become a tranny you worthless faggot

A buttplug might work. Also try massaging all erogenous zones, and gently stimulate your cock before sleep. Hug a pillow and sleep on your stomach. Drink too maybe that will help?

Worth a shot. I don't have a butt plug. Is there a household object I could substitute?

I really can't think of anything that would substitute a buttplug, so you might just have to wrap a condom on a cucumber and settle with that. But make sure to stick a pencil in it so it cant get sucked in.

Good idea

>doesn't want to cum
>wants to cum

Make up your mind faggot

just go exercise or some shit brah, it will distract you and help your body and mind more than you think

>Doesn't want to fap
>Wants to cum by anal stimulation
Get a load of this faggot

If you don't already; drink a fucking TON of water. Piss every 2 hours at least. Some people have a lot of trouble drinking so much water (it makes them gag after a while), but if you learn to guzzle it you will remember your dreams so much more.

Take vitamin B12, vitamin D, and Zinc.
Eat cheese and spinach- those are trigger foods for me for dreams in general.

Lastly, sleep at a reasonable time, like from 9pm to 5am instead of 12am to 8:00am. When the sky is dark, you should be in bed.

If you can't fall asleep that early, buy some melatonin tablets from Costco or something, and if you REALLY wanna get into lucid dreaming and shit, you can get some Valerian Root or Food4Less Cold Medicine.

The water is by far the most important though. Learn to guzzle it.

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dream of this

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Is that Tyler Childers?

Don’t do this you fucking idiot, buy a butt plug and stop being a faggot about your prostate.

thanks for the advice one issue

what the fuck does any of that mean

fuckin gottem holy shit lmaooo

drink lot of water.

take vitamins.

drink more water.

sleep earlier.

drink more water.

there. I made it simple for you

what the fuck is this and why is the piece of footwood in the background so uneven

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It's actually beneficial to massage your pelvic region. Semen retention is key, dont go overboard. Avoid excessive pornography or sexual imagery/text, the testes tubes need to clear their substance every now and then

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Wet dreams are fucking annoying, why would you try to purposefully have one?

If you can get endurance and avoid ejaculation it will please a woman harder cause you last longer in bed. Else most nofappers set themselves up for no sexual practice or endurance for when the thing happens