Have you accidentally impregnated a female

have you accidentally impregnated a female

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I fucked my gf last month and pulled out before cumming on her belly. Two weeks later she misses her periods, pregnancy test positive.

I might have.
Short version is I was so damn depressed I said "fuck it" to all consequences. I was travelling to a huge vacation spot with some friends.
Went to a bar, met some stranger who asked if I wanted to go outside and fuck.
I said sure, why not. I know that sounds suspicious, but we were at a bar that had a large beach-front at about a 20 foot decline. The place was mostly dark, but you could see outlines of couples fucking inches away from others. It was a god damn orgy.

So I fucked this woman without a condom, pumped my seed into her, and left her in the sand. She was still conscious but said she'd be chilling out a while. (probably wanted to screw more guys but who knows)

I left, rejoined my friends who bitched me out for "disappearing."

I never got her name, and I never gave her mine. She could have been a local or she could have been travelling as well. Kid would be 8 by now.

My sister in law actually.

Yes.
In spite of retards on Any Forums spreading the urban legend that "da pullout metod dun werk," the statistics show that coitus interruptus is actually within spitting distance of condoms in terms of effectiveness at preventing pregnancy. There's a decent chance the kid's not yours, is what I'm saying. It's possible the other guy(s) she's fucking didn't pull out.

Yeah, way back in high school. My gf was 17, I was 18. She was on the pill at the time. I only ever used a condom to help last longer at the start. I always took it off and came inside her, and she loved it. We'd had unprotected sex like that for nearly a year and never had a problem.

Anyway I think the one that knocked her up was the last time we had sex. She was at my house while my mom was sleeping. We decided to have a quickie. After some short foreplay, she took her pants off and rode me on the couch. Not condom handy. I came after only a couple minutes.

She put her pants back on and left not long after. About six weeks later, we broke up. She told me many months later that she'd had an abortion around that time. Turns out she was on antibiotics for a UTI, and she learned the hard way that antibiotics negate the effects of birth control.

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DNA test ASAP

Yep, but thank god for her being on paxil and provigil, she miscarried that fucker.

Nah I'm 99% certain it's my kid.

Pullout works great, it's just that people are bad at doing it, cause, you know, evolution