Good new fags. ive finally decided to kill myself

Good new fags. ive finally decided to kill myself.
heres the twist. going to be a pussy and let the doctors do the work.

Ive got a surgery scheduled for the 24th of this month.

Whats some shit to take before hand to mix badly with the anastasia

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Rasputin.

anesthesia*
news*

also hurry the fuck up.

shut up. -_-

come on bois.
this is my chance.
dont take this away from me
imagine what an easy out this out be

What surgery

This would work

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You’re going to be at a fucking hospital, literally the best place you could be if something were to go wrong. Holy shit, just stop being a little bitch and live this shit out, doofus.

okay. yes.
BUT!
what if I had a DNR setup first?
by the time shit goes sideways, theyll have to let me die.
checkmate.

why would that matter?

while I do respect russia's greatest love machine. this is not helping

self bump cuz fr i wanna do it. but dont want to use the gun next to me.

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They won't perform any elective surgery on you with a DNR.

All you're gonna get is a massive bill from the hospital after they revive you.

funny enough. im dating an anesthesiologists. but obviously cannot ask her.

overdose on black tar heroin before surgery

screw you man
what happened the the old internet.
where mfrs helped each other kill themselves and out call people faggots

fine. tell what where to go and get this info. google is.. you know.
dont say TOR.

Just have a big, hearty meal. When under, you'll puke your guts out and itll go to your lungs. Thats why you gotta fast before any big surgery. I can't guarantee its gonna be effective or painless tho.

bing

lol.
god damn
you've done it again.
okay the reason drugs dont work is my ass has woke in in the ICU many times from drugs. just cannot get enough at once before trying. everytime.

herion.. its like. fuck. why dont i just use a gun.

Because I wANT to do it MY WAY. let me have just this one.

get beat up first, let you dna touch reality, fixes some people

>help me ruin the stats of some poor doctor because I am too lazy and cheap to make concrete shoes.

Suicide isn't worth it bruv

Any MAOI.

Man up and kill yourself the old fashioned way, pussy.

'Wave' fbi can we have our agent back his bait is terrible

they'll save you but good chance you'll end up with some permanent damage
enjoy living the rest of your 30-40 years as a potato