Tell me stories of times you’ve experienced girls burping or farting. Fucking love piggish behavior...

Tell me stories of times you’ve experienced girls burping or farting. Fucking love piggish behavior. If you don’t have a story just help me out with some bumps

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My girlfriend would poop. She would sit on the toilet and have a bowel movement. What a freak.

That is kinda gross. Did you break up with her?

Every morning right after my mom leaves for work i go into the bathroom and it reeks like the stench of a dead colon

What’s her diet like?

I dont fucking know what the fuck

My gf farts all the time. Some mornings I wake up thinking theres an earthquake, bed shaking and all. only to find out she let out serveral 16 second long farts

>Be showering with newish girl friend
>We'd broken past the farting in front of the other barrier
>She farts in the shower
>She was completely unaware that shower farts are horrendous
>Something about the steam i guess
>The next day I pee'd on her unexpectedly in the shower as 'revenge'
>After her surprise wore off, she decided she liked it

16 seconds long? If that’s true you should start an onlyfans for her. She wouldn’t need to show her face and she would take in so much cash. I’d be her first subscriber

Not for me

>After her surprise wore off, she decided she liked it
Excellent. You can probably push her in any direction you’d like

The direction I like was her ass, which she also decided she liked, so much so it was on offer more than her pussy. I never went anywhere with the pee thing, not my scene past just having fun with each other.

What have you done to her ass? Might I suggest pumping air into it with a bike pump to experience otherworldly braps

You know, she'd probably have been down with it. She was defiantly a 'it could be fun' type. But I defiantly had put in the work, it was a very trusting what happens between us stays between us relationship, and that opened a lot of.. doors.
Funny enough, the first thing that went up her ass was my cock, and i'm well built, was just hours in bed over time with lube and her working her way onto me. I never toyed or fingered her first. I always joked about peeing in her ass after i fucked it, it was on the table as 'could happen'

Based Satan poster. Corrupting minds to think girls poop,

Burp bump

Fart bump

Fart necro bump

Devilish. I have jacked off thinking about female corpses at the mouths bloating up and farting. Aparently it happens

fine gent here, where might I find such an image?

My wife is always letting big Brapps go, some times shell put her ass against me when she does, then run away laughing

God that’s so fucking hot. Is she clothed when doing it?

Usually, sometimes shell do it in bed though and we both sleep naked. And I'm talking full spread cheeks and puts her asshole directly on me. Usually on my thigh or side or something. I've jammed a finger up her ass during a fart before too lol