Say i need to hide an object or multiple objects from my parents,
i live alone but they check-up on me daily at my apartment + they are refurnishing it as we speak
what options do i have, hide stuff in the woods, get myself a locker in a public space i genuinely don't know
Not interested in helping with your questionable creepy secrets
damn i thought of all people Any Forums wouldn't give a fuck about creepy secrets
You're anonymous; just be specific faggot
How about a safe deposit box?
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FBI man please, i'm just looking to stash an "object" not drug related
Under the mattress next to your soiled underpants.
sex toy?
just own it
Your asshole is a portable storage unit
those aren't in public like a po box, safe deposit boxes are for banks
Son, you need to "stash" a Bible on your desk and read it
Jose stop drinking man!
If it's a small object take out the batteries of something and stash it where the batteries should be, or wall outlets undo the outlet and stash in the outlet.
Your options are to quit being a faggot.
So you have a dildo, big deal. If they find it, explain to them you are a bit special, they will understand, they are your parents after all, they must have noticed you are a faggot
it's something that fits in a suitcase
You can bury it like a dog does.
stop being a faggot and just say what thenitme is. we're not gonna play a fucking guessing game to figure out what place would work.
also, you're a fucking adult, why are you letting your parents rifle through your things?
my parents are overprotective nosy cunts, i'm hiding a crossbow if it matters
Lmfao, i thought u were gay as hell
So what's the big deal?
Disassemble then stick it up your ass
Would take a lot of digging
be creative. look around. chuck it under the base of your sofa
Shove it up your ass.
>my parents are overprotective nosy cunts
You let them be that.
>i'm hiding a crossbow if it matters
I hope that is for hunting user.