Bros i need your help, my date and i are going to an art gallery tomorrow and i know nothng about art...

bros i need your help, my date and i are going to an art gallery tomorrow and i know nothng about art,what should i talk about?

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Tell her that Hitler was an artist.

pic related?

you guys are not helping

Google popular artists. Find a painting that you think looks cool. What genre is the painting? Google that genre. Memorize 3 artist's names. Pick a favorite of those 3 and memorize the names of 2 of their works. Ask what her favorites are, then realize you came more prepared than her.

Anything dude. You don’t need to talk about art just because you’re going to a gallery. She’s probably going to think you’re an autist if that’s all you talk about anyway.

>what should i talk about?
Just try to enjoy your time with her. Don't try to be someone who you aren't and don't try to look smart.

In addition, when she asks you what was your favorite piece of art in the museum, you can reply "You."

I believe that if you didn't lie before about knowing about art, the best thing to do is to be honest with her, ask her to explain the technic or why she loves a certain piece, be playful about it, but show real interest. That would make her feel better than if you really knew.

Literally don't say that cheesy shit to any woman. That is prime neckbeard m'lady bullshit that will instantaneously dry their vaginas.

Talk for yourself, my man. Say it playfully and she will laugh along.

why do you think you have to know anything about art in order to talk about it?

everyone in this thread has never touched a woma

Moar. Bitch has perfect legs.

Just enjoy your time with her. If she asks about any of the art or your interest in it, just be honest and say something like I've honestly never done this before. She may enjoy that you're doing new things with her anyways, and if she knows things that you don't, it gives her a chance to explain and talk a lot. Pretend to be interested if that happens ffs. God speed user.

i’m scared of being boring or bad at conversations
what advice can you give me? thanks user

He's right, girls love that shit unless they're only in it for monetary gain
It's cheesy but she'll feel probably feel good about herself and/or find it funny/silly
It helps break the ice a little too

listen to dubs:
>if you know nothing, just listen and learn. Be honest, ask, and show interest, if you two are going there, it's because it's somewhat important to her, she has to know that if it's importan to her, it's important to you (don't say it directly in the first date).

As long as you focus on talking about her/what she likes/what she does then it'll be fine, people love talking about themselves
Don't worry if there's awkward silence, it's normal & Im sure you'll both be nervous
Worst case scenario invite her to smoke a little bit of weed before going out so you're both more open and chill, but that can backfire if you smoke too much and get paranoid or cottonmouth
If you do smoke weed be prepared to take her out for food too kek

Pick something a little esoteric. Look up the Group of Seven from Canada. The art is easy to get into and there are enough artists that you can pick a couple out that you might dig. You can learn enough facts over night to give you a platform to speak from. Unless she’s a Canuck art major she prob only knows a little of them tangentially.

dude, it is more important to listen.
you have two ears and one mouth, use them in that proportion.
girls love to talk, use it to your advantage
you are working yourself up too much over this "what if i am boring" stuff. literal retards talk to girls for hours and they go home thinking "woah what a great talk" - when all the guy did was ask some questions and let the girl do all the talking
ask questions is great advice, but most idiots forget the second part.
you have to fucking listen.
say you walk over to a painting or some art shit. don't tell her wtf your dumbass thinks. ask her "hmm, what do you think the artist is trying to tell us here", "what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you saw this lol"
she will harp on about some dumb shit from her childhood etc. fucking LISTEN TO WHAT SHE SAYS.
use that information to ask back some more questions, let her do the talking.
last note: do some basic research about the things you will be seeing at the gallery, don't sound like a complete retard. throw one or two of those fax in there. don't go overboard with this, girls can always tell when you are faking, keep her thinking "woah he so smart but not a show off, give me baybees now"

Talk about anything about the art that you like/think is interesting cool. First thing it makes you think of kinda thing, but nothing negative, "this makes me think of dead babies" kinda shit. Between art also talk about other things that you enjoy outside of art.

one last thing to add to my awesome advice here.
stop being so worried about this, it will show.
remember, she has agreed to go out with you. the hard part is over. unless you fuck it up completely you will be ok.
she is as scared of this as you are. just project some confoodance and the panties will drop user
post some noods when u have them faggot, all this advice isn't free

Hey bro, nice you have a date!
I can give you a piece of advice and it's to not view a museum as a big collection of things which you all have to appreciate if you're being serious.
Viewing anything superficially like that is no way to enjoy a museum. If you walk into a room and there's literally only one object or wallhanger that is enjoyable, then go there and actually enjoy it . No harm in enjoying.

This is the way to eat a museum.

Otherwise you're just a having a boring walk through a building and when you get home you're just overwhelmed with things you didn't enjoy and had a superficial impression of, anyway.

Fuck all the other good shit in the museum when you've found something good you can stand in front of for a second.