Waifu thread
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My genuinely homicidal waifu.
I can not wait until Iran gets fucking stomped by Israel. Death to Palestine.
Can all nations just agree to stop cutting 8-day infants' foreskins?
My waifu is a good pengu, but also a good kitty
No. It's a good thing.
Shit loads of cultures don't do it though. It's barely even an American thing anymore. There are also others that do it. Yet no one complains. Muslim's do it too, but no one ever gives them shit for it.
Did some Asukaposting in the last thread, so I'll claim a new waifu this time.
>Muslim's do it too, but no one ever gives them shit for it.
I just did.
>No. It's a good thing.
Sexually abusing infants by tearing off part of their body they were born with and never able to get back is good according to you.
Why so lightly clothed?
Because they used a plot device so the soul of some character from the 3 Kingdoms could take control over her body and she became a more demure character (which helps with fan service).
Tray-bae best girl
Is your picrel your waifu?
I feel like we're going in circles.
She makes me feel cold just looking at her.
Aye, M4 SOPMod2, Sop for short.
Even if she's bri' 'ish?
English and yes. Her voice is actually pretty cute.
>Aye, M4 SOPMod2, Sop for short.
Is she a literal personification of a gun?
>I feel like we're going in circles.
>She makes me feel cold just looking at her.
She used to be a genuinely homicidal ice queen with absolutely zero soft/nice side. I guess I related a lot to Kakihara from Ichi the Killer when he wanted a lover where it's at times ambiguous if she's trying to love him or sincerely trying to kill him with unfunny sorts of bodily injuries.
Adding to my post :
Kakihara's quote: "There's no love in your violence." when he was disappointed in accepting an admiring female who was too timid to genuinely hurt him.
>I just did.
Proofs?
>Sexually abusing infants by tearing off part of their body they were born with and never able to get back is good according to you
Yes. It's just a tribal body modification to limit sexual behaviors by making them less pleasurable. Fuck off libtard. Do you whine about Japan's No English languages? The Jews have their own land now so go save your Euros from the Syrians.
Also whorish people, both male and female don't clean themselves. Humans came from monkeys. If you read the books there's plenty of lines condemning ancient people for being disgusting and laying in their own nasty filth after jacking off or fucking. If they can't be trusted to be clean and bathe afterwards and not make and spread diseases then just cut it off of them. .
Anything Overwatch related is cancer that must be removed.
>Anything Overwatch related is cancer that must be removed.
Nice trips of truth, I was gonna agree anyway.
Well you just said it so I guess we should start and finish with removing you.
>Yes. It's just a tribal body modification to limit sexual behaviors by making them less pleasurable. Fuck off libtard. Do you whine about Japan's No English languages? The Jews have their own land now so go save your Euros from the Syrians.
>Also whorish people, both male and female don't clean themselves. Humans came from monkeys. If you read the books there's plenty of lines condemning ancient people for being disgusting and laying in their own nasty filth after jacking off or fucking. If they can't be trusted to be clean and bathe afterwards and not make and spread diseases then just cut it off of them. .
Idiot preaches morality to other people but thinks mutilating an 8-day male infant and then having a Mohel fellate his bleeding penis isn't deranged sexual abuse. No part of you is intelligent.
Enjoy losing your women to men with foreskins because they don't prematurely ejaculate or need exogenous lubrication. Enjoy all of your men believing you betrayed them by forcibly removing 80% of the sensation in their dicks against their will. Enjoy breeding future generations of males who will actually be MORE perverted and MORE deranged as a result of never having to control their body without that modification.
Yes and no, she shares the trait of being highly proficient in modification and destructions, but otherwise she has her own personality, a murder puppy of sorts, although they do share inspiration, the names are mainly their designated weapon.
Lol I feel like I shouldn't be able to understand what that means regarding the violence without love but I do. I can see that.
And it all got washed away or is there any remnants of her older self?
The accent does it for you? She cute.
>Japan's No English languages
The signs they make. I was referring to the signs in some public places where they tell Americans or Euros to fuck off for being too white.
Yes. I can not fucking understand why people like that trash so much. Too many woke faggots.
Try me.
>I need to feel SEX pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy SEX SEX SEX!
lmao just use lube you dumb fucking goy. Imagine being so obsessed with sex you cry about your dumb foreskin. Go the fuck back to Any Forums and ask why don't girls like you when all you want is to be a monkey. Just give some ewhore enough money. I'm sure she'll fuck you anyway. Might call you a loser and make fun of you on her discord after though.
>muh premature ejaculation
I never really had that issue. Even with my pelvic floor msucles fucked up. Just do some keggles and stop sitting on your ass so much then if that's what you care about. Can't you just cum again after? I'm thirty and can still cum more than once a day. And you blame missing some skin for your lack of self care in regards to your sex obsession? Just weird man. Go seek therapy and cry to some old hippie lady about your dick I guess. Also "premature" ejaculation has been tied to animalistic "need to breed" so if you want to knock a bitch up its probably not bad. You know you could always learn to use your hands to satisfy a bitch and not be such a dick obsesed faggot too. That is an option. Pretty sure most girls would appreciate such a thing actually.
She is like a pitbull. That the ATF shot to kill, but they messed up and just gave her brain damage instead.
Yus. I'd like to hear her whispering in my ear while we snuggle.
Overwatch is fun and offers a variety of playstyles. That's why people like it. Plus best girl is there.
>And it all got washed away or is there any remnants of her older self?
0 remnants of her old self. Her old self was so cold to the point of showing no modesty when her body would get exposed. Her newer self blushes and tries to cover herself whenever possible.