Gonna buy two of these soon. the syrian variety seems like the best for torture...

gonna buy two of these soon. the syrian variety seems like the best for torture, the screeching is just so satisfying to hear. how should I torture them?

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Torture them by overfeeding them and posting them on Reddit

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try harder next time loser

I was thinking of that too. Lots of peanut butter.

See you on r/chonkers nigger

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music to my ears
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Troll harder

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hows highschool

I'm buying males, so I can smash their big ugly balls. That should really make them scream.

just breed them and inbreed them so they become some ugly mutant.

hamshits are already inbred as fuck

Why not try rabbits

i wonder if they like beer.

more expensive, but I do love the screams they make

Sounds fun

timmy breakfast is ready.

>its hamster meat
I hear the torture makes them extra tasty

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Torture them by calling your mom and admitting that the reason you’re such a fuck-up in life is your own responsibility and nobody else’s. Record the conversation and then play it to them on repeat they should be dead in about an hour.

I was waiting for reddit to arrive.

I fucking hate hamsters. Most animals will endure torture to protect their children. Not these little shitheads, they enjoy eating their babies and eachother. Fucking stupid little walking meats are just begging to be tortured.

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Killyourself op