If you rubbed a lamp and a Jeanie granted you three wishes. What do you wish for?

If you rubbed a lamp and a Jeanie granted you three wishes. What do you wish for?

(No infinite wishes or loopholes allowed)

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no republicans
no trump
no religion

i wish loopholes are allowed
i wish infinite wishes are allowed
i wish for infinite wishes

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Tracer gf, successful art career, artistic skill

World peace, food in abundance, clean water for all

Nope not even that. Any attempt to manipulate the Jeanie into abusing wishes get them revoked from you and a curse bound to your soul.

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Here are some of my wishes when i was a kid
>1-infinite money on my bank account
>2-ability to summon any object i want
>3-the ability to modify reality as much as i want
Simple but effective ( i hope )

>I wish for my next wish to not be granted
>I wish for your freedom, Jeanie!
>I wish for a packet of TimTams that never runs out

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Based sigma wisher. Putting the Jeanie's needs ahead of his own.

Oh. I just realized. Fuck you.

War starts over land to gain more resources to sell them back to locals.

ok but that leaves the term "abuse" open for debate, as anything could be considered "abuse" on the jeanie's part. this could be a very dangerous jeanie to deal with

Eternal life, endless supply of heroin, energy of a horse...prepare your anus.

O.o sometimes I feel like I live in such a different world.

None of these groups matter enough to me to even consider this when ALL possibility is on the table.

It's like wishing for a pizza because your starving. You know instead of wishing for something like an indestructible, physics defying, star trek replicator that has 0 fuel requirements, 0 carbon foot print, and only works for me when I will it.

I wish I was that simpler. Maybe I'm just jelly.

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1) An infinitely-refilling bottle of Qualitest brand 30mg Roxicodone tablets
2) Ten million in the bank so I can just live off the interest
3) Free the genie :)

1st wish for Jeanie to have bigger tits
2nd wish the Jeanie free

3rd wish ask her to be my wife.

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Kiss ass

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Inability to be killed or destroyed by anything other than my own choice
Complete freedom of movement at all times
Perfect deniability

Three extinction level meteors to hit this planet.

Fuck me...that's excellent.