What does Any Forums think of mormons?

This is kind of my experience with any religious group. Some incomprehensible idea at the heart of it, and strange results on the exterior

their women are hot, and that's all that matters

I don't give a fuck about anyone or anything until it effects me. a true libertarian. fuck suck or call yourself what ever you want. i dont care. my biggest problem are the fuckin Amish on the road at 530 am no lights when I'm driving to work. nothing in the world right now concerns me more.

Fuck Mormons and Fuck the state of Utah.

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The young missionary boys in their little suits are so fucking hot. I've always wanted to corrupt one

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hot

Mormen women dress modest but are some of the biggest sluts you can think of. Everything is taboo so if you can find one to cheat with you she will remorse fuck your brains out, let you fuck her ass and swallow your load.

not sure if it counts if you're gay but i dated an exmormon tranny once (counts as an exmormon boy lmao) she was cute, crazy and had a substance abuse problem, i kinda miss her but at the same time i don't

I grew up in the intermountain west, so I knew and befriended a lot of Mormons growing up. Not Utah, but a lot of people don't realize that a lot of them are concentrated pretty thickly in the adjacent states like Idaho, Nevada, and Arizona, even if they don't have the same population density that there they do in "Deseret."

As people, they have the same impulses any other people do, of course. There are Mormon murderers, rapists, thieves, etc. But their religion does exert an incredible pressure on Mormons, through the community but especially through family, to be good citizens, good examples, etc. And for that reason, Mormons *under the current system* make pretty good neighbors. Before exploring that caveat, I'll explain that means that religious Mormons are generally fair-dealing people, won't steal your lawnmower, and are more likely to politely proselytize you over the backyard fence than to keep a broken-down pickup truck in the front yard or throw raucous parties.

That said, there is a darkness at the heart of Mormonism, and that is that it is completely malleable in the face of men's desires, given the right circumstances. What I mean by that is that being a minority in the country, and being subject to the jurisdiction of an ostensibly secular Federal government is the only thing that keeps them in line. Utah only became a state after the President of the church (who is also considered a Prophet and Seer, who continues to receive revelations about what God wants from the church and humanity) had a very convenient revelation that polygamy was no longer okay (this was a sticking point for admission of Utah to the Union).

As a result, unlike religions like Judaism, mainstream Christianity, and Islam, which believe that the canon of scripture is closed and that the era of the prophets is over, Mormonism can change, and change drastically. They don't even have to reinterpret scripture or something; their President, Prophet, Seer, etc. can just

It's true. There was one working at a restaurant I used to visit in Southern Nevada who would suck cock in the parking lot. I'm not kidding. Nice lady, all said.

they're creepy

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declare that he's received a revelation from God about whatever he wants. As a result, it's important to understand that while Mormons make good neighbors when they're a minority in a pluralistic society, if there were ever a widespread breakdown of law and order in the U.S., there would absolutely be a theocracy declared in the state of Utah (or Deseret, as they would rename it), and Mormon militias would absolutely raid neighboring states and towns, less for provisions (they're notorious preppers) than for WOMEN. Because if they have the feds off their backs, they would absolutely revert to 19th century polygamy, day one. And unlike Islam, which limits Muslim men (except Muhammad) to 4 wives, there is no limit in Mormonism. Brigham Young (called Bring 'em Young for his fondness for young brides) had 55.