What are some easy yet horrific and anonymous things I can do to a neighbor whos kid won't stop drumming in the fucking...

What are some easy yet horrific and anonymous things I can do to a neighbor whos kid won't stop drumming in the fucking backyard

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Shoot yourself on their doorstep. Fucker’ll never see it coming.

Put on a ski mask and blow them.

Cut his drums.

Get out your keyboard and join his band...you giant faggot

Fill the drums with wasps.

Unplug his sticks.

Talk to their parents and tell them about dampening pads. If that doesn't settle it, call the cops. If that doesn't work, break out the subwoofers, point towards neighbors when they're playing, then blast Nine Inch Nails like they did at gitmo.

You could hang yourself in your basement. That will definitely get the kids back while not letting them know it was your intention

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>If that doesn't settle it, call the cops.

LMAO what the fuck you think the cops are going to do?? Making noise isn't illegal pussy

Learn to play an instrument in your garden too.

It is where theres noise ordinances, faggot.

Unless they are drumming in the early AM or after 10pm then it's fair game and no one can do shit about it get pissed

Put drumstick in pooper

Put powdered laundry soap on his lawn in the middle of the night.
When it rains it will bubble up and ruin all his shit.

Depends on where you live, kid. Cope, seethe, and cry more.

Nice words when you just want to cry and get cops involved in shit instead of doing it yourself

>leaves drums out in the rain
I can't tell if trolling or acutely gay.

>dampening pads
I've got a drummer across the street. Electronic kits or silent heads/cymbals do the trick for him.

Faggot, read what I wrote. Damn kid, stay in school.

Firecrackers?
If you're doing this "anonymously" I guess you're too much of a pussy to toss them over the fence though.
You're not gonna swat the kid either.
If this is a neighbor you could get wasp/fly traps and line them up along the fence adjacent to them.

Do people even swat anymore? I thought cops wised up and can track that shit

>rewarding niggers for being loud.
Bitch...use bees

Which cops?

Fling your poop into their yard. If you don’t have a dog you can blame it on someone who does.

Fuck if I know it was just a suggestion.
Seriously though fly traps reek like garbage-vomit.