Guys I woke up with morning wood so powerful..it hurts...what do?

Guys I woke up with morning wood so powerful..it hurts...what do?

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Try sucking it, and if you don't reach with your mouth, then put a finger or two up your ass.

I can lick the tip but it hurts my back.. im old now

My monster morning wood, yours is huge too user

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Small body or big dick?
Two BWC in one thread

I know just the feel op

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Fuck off closet case pencil dick. Get a fucking job or something

Stinky Reid the penis fiend. aka Handbreeder.

0/10 pencil dick. Get a job.

Is this guy a known pencil stinker?

He's been posting his ugly little dick on Any Forums like it's a full time job for the past 5 or 6 years. Hes a mentally ill deviant and very delusional about how impressive it is.

Jack off and cum. It will relieve the morning wood and tension.
Bonus points if you eat the cum to conserve energy (not even homo as it's only yours).

The one time i tried my own cum it was sweet and not bad tasting but then i was disgusted with myself after for being homo

Nice dick fellow morning wood user

Fag

Eat something

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Slam a door on it until you cum buckets.

I don't think I'm that bad :( it's the angle that makes me look skelly

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I second this. Doorfuck something NOW

Im soft already. Thank you all

don't listen to the fat envious idiot, your figure is pretty perfect.

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My dick gets hard like OP. I can’t lower it for proper BJ or doggy. Sometimes I force and I feel the ligament getting tense. Can I do exercices to correct that ?

Made up dick problem humblebrag lmao

That's a new one.

Not talking about size but just the position : being close, almost stuck to my belly when fully hard

YES I know exactly what you mean, makes some positions hard to do and hurts to force it down

my gf liked how it went straight up though