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I smiled slightly and made a brief noise indicating mirth.

*Knock knock*

amy schumer took a crap in the woods and the devil was hiding in the bushes begging god to stop the torment of his demons because they could not bear the ungodly depravity going on.
also your gay

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
(gagging sound)

*crickets*

Open mouthed smile and 1.5 seconds of hearty chuckling.

Hey, I got some beer, knock yoursel out.

youre so gay you suck dick through a straw through your asshole through another guys asshole through a gay homo sexual faggot drive thru

Why does a duck wear pants.

To hide his butt quack.

You having a stroke, mate?

audible groan.

strokes are for faggots, no

did you hear he meat?
he was destroyed!

Judge: "Mr. Mickey Mouse, it says here you want to divorce your wife?"

Mickey: "Golly, yes sir."

Judge: "And it says your reason is that she's silly?"

Mickie: "No sir. I said she was fucking goofy."

Open mouthed smile, laughed hard enough I had to cough once.

> They all have drinks and a good time and leave at the end of the night

Kind of a lame joke man

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Japanese man walks into a bank while on vacation in America looking to exchange money
He gives the teller 100 yen and gets 50 dollars back.
“What’s the meaning of this ?” - Asian man
“Fluctuations” -teller
“What? Let me speak to the manager - Asian man
can I help you sir?- manager
What’s with this return on my money? -Asian man
“Fluctuations”
What !?!
“Fluctuations!

Well fuck you Americans too!
*asian man storms out*

Older than the internet. No change in expression.

Took me a minute, I think the punchline is supposed to be fluck you Americans too, not fuck.

You're performing an abortion and someone runs in screaming, "Abort, abort!"

A similar one in the same theme:

>A man walks into a bank and walks up to a female teller.
Man: "I'd like to deposit this goddamn money."
Teller: "Sir, there's no need for that language."
Man: "What do you mean? I just to deposit my fucking money?"
Teller: "Sir, please stop. That language is uncalled for."
Man: "I don't see the problem. I just want to deposit this fucking money!"
Teller: "That's it. I'm getting my manager."
>Manager comes over
Manager: "Sir, I hear there's a problem with your language?"
Man: "What? No. I won a million dollars and just want to deposit my goddamn money?"
Manager: "I see. And is this fucking bitch giving you a hard time?"

You're not used to swearing conversationally are you user.