If Johnny Cash were an Olympic diver, he’d be Johnny Splash

If Johnny Cash were an Olympic diver, he’d be Johnny Splash.

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If Johnny Cash were a NASCAR driver, he’d be Johnny Crash.

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If Johnny Cash were a porn star, he’d be Johnny Rash.

If Johnny Cash were a pothead, he’d be Johnny Hash.

If Johnny Cash were an Olympic sprinter he’d be Johnny Dash

If Johnny Cash threw a party, it'd be a Johnny Bash

If Johnny Cash were a wifebeater, he’d be Johnny Bash.

If johnny cash had a bath, he'd be johnny wash

If Johnny Cash were an MMA fighter, he’d be Johnny Smash.

If Johnny Cash were into facial hair, he’d be Johnny Tash

If Johnny Cash was a ruthless dictator, he'd be Johnny Fash

If Johnny Cash were a public urinator, he’d be Johnny Slash.

If Johnny Cash were a photographer, he’d be Johnny Flash.

If Johnny cash was rich, he'd be Johnny Cash.

If Johnny Cash was garbage, he'd be Johnny Trash

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If Johnny Cash were a drug dealer, he’d be Johnny Stash.

If Johnny Cash was a woman, he'd be Johnny Gash

If Johnny Cash were an Olympic boxer, he’d be Johnny Bash

If Johnny Cash were a garment, he'd be Johnny Sash.

If Johnny Cash were a rapper, he’d be Johnny Fresh.

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If Johnny Cash were an Olympic Skateboader, he’d be Johnny Thrash.