The thing to your right is your weapon in the up coming Any Forums Any Forumstard war. How fucked are you.
The thing to your right is your weapon in the up coming Any Forums Any Forumstard war. How fucked are you
Pillow. I can wipe a good amount of furfag twinks with that
Xbox controller
Always by my side and always on my right hand side, my guardian, Angel
Don Quixote by Cervantes at least I'll kill them with laughter.
Based German Shepherd post
I guess I could spray some of this on the ground and wait for someone to slip on it.
laundry basket
Laundry Basket!
LAUNDRY Basket!!
LAUNDRY BASKET!!!!
I've got a better than average chance
I'm good
A ResMed CPAP machine. I could maybe throw it at them.
>hehe, lemme take my gun out so I can 'win' a thread against anonymous people, I'm so smart.
Lol no, that's where it stays
>Tactical backpack
Could be worse imo
Springfield Xd 9mm
I'm ight
Same bro
Dubs don't lie niggers
Weird. I normally keep my pistol in a hidden quick draw underdesk holster and my shotgun in a locker.
>cup of garlic dip
Hoo boy I tell you what, if one of you happens to be allergic to garlic...
You're set against vampires at least.
it floats
My Dad's old six iron
RIP Pop
That's my cheapshit Taurus 9mm
My Shockwave is on the windowsill behind my headboard
Rip bro
And checked
My flimsy croc (shoe) lol
Glad you said to my right.
>a Taurus and a broomhandle shortbarrel shotgun. I mean yeah they're guns and they'll still kill but holy hell that's a pawn shop loadout if I've ever heard one.
Is that a stand for your plug? Nice
Lots of butt plugs all of the sudden
Yes. I like the smell of anus next to my pillow when I'm done.
Same
Why are gay men obsessed with shit?
Don't misgender me faggot
>German Shephard
You don't even need to tell me that you fuck your dog.