MAJOR HAPPENING COREY HARRISON REPORTEDLY HOSPITALIZED (FOR REAL)
> latest updates from UMC Hospital:
> As said Corey had a car accident which caused a polytraumatic open fracture of his femoral bone.
> The fracture has already been fixed by surgeons however a new complication came up: A sepsis due to bacteria in his blood caused by the open penetrative wound.
> The doctors started an empirical antibiotic therapy with Gentamicin and Ciprofloxacin because Corey is unfortunately allergic against Vancomycin, the first line therapy.
> They suspect the strain currently growing inside Coreys blood is S. Aureus although it might also be Haemophilus.
> They started IV antibiosis.
> Also Corey is currently receiving intravenous Midazolam for sedation and Norepinephrine to stabilize thim hemodynamically.
> Currently Corey is no longer conscious after his blood pressure dropped rapidly.
He has since been moved to intensive care unit for critically ill patients.
I agree. When it comes to corey shit I know we're we the boys who cried wolf in past but this time it's serious.
Benjamin Johnson
Big fucking deal! The fat slob crashed his car (probably drunk) and broke his leg. He’ll lay around on his fat ass for a couple of months and get even fatter. Then he’ll ride around on one of those motorized scooters and get even fatter, so he’ll never stop using the scooter. By the way, he already died a few ago.
Dylan Evans
That was just a joke. This time we are telling the truth.
Camden Garcia
How could he crash a car and break his leg when he’s been dead the last five years. You really are gay OP!
Levi Ramirez
How do I know that wasn’t the truth and that this is the joke?
Tyler Carter
> MAJOR MOST RECENT UPDATE from UMC hospital, urology, ward 6
> It was revealed that Corey had in fact a advance directive prepared for just this very situation in he can no longer decide for himself.
> The document clearly states that in this unfortunate case no external breathing should be performed by any machinery and such.
> However the external pneumatic device CPAP is currently the only thing keeping him alive together with the Extra corporeal membrane oxygenation (ECMO) which he is also rejecting in his stated will.
> Therefore the team of expert physicians in the UMC ward wants to turn off all machines on 5 pm local time.
> However Rick now sprung into action. He doesn't accept that Coreys current neurological state is final. He rejects the concurrent treatment so far and angrily called the physicians "quacks" because they "botched the surgery". This created a big scene and a major outrage.
> Rick claims furthermore the document signed by Corey is invalid legally because he wasn't of sound mind when he signed it.
> However this is disputed by contemporaries who say he was not deranged when he set up the will.
> Rick wants so transfer Corey who still is not displaying any neurological activity after the hypoxic incident during surgery into another hospital.
> UMC staffers reject his and the police has been called to the scene because an angry mob has formed demanding that Corey's breathing machines are not to be turned off.
> This is an ongoing situation, and we will provide updates if feasible...
Why are showing a picture of the hospital from January 2018?
John Long
Wait a minute, are you guys saying all those threads about Corey dying were a joke, and that he’s still alive? Does that mean The Old Man is still alive? Please say that it’s so!
Mason Williams
because that is where he currently resides and yes the hospital did exist in 2018
