UPDATE: The nurses have turned off the machine, and Rick has lost it in ward 6. He is currently on the loose, punching other patients and breaking hospital beds while simultaneously crying and shouting at the top of his lungs. The situation is extremely volatile. Further developments to follow.
UPDATE: The nurses have turned off the machine, and Rick has lost it in ward 6. He is currently on the loose...
Nathaniel Morris
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Liam Cox
> major update from UMC Hospital
> Corey has suffered from major complications after his surgery.
> Unfortunately a multiorgan failure occured due to septic shock which could not be controlled in time
> Corey is currently not conscious
> Corey is still connected to Extracorporeal membrane oxygenation (ECMO) and an external breathing machine
> Physicians suspect severe hypoxic brain damage
> It is now up to the family to decide how to proceed....
source: UMC trauma center
Dominic Perry
very very very failed meme
Brody Jackson
Sir?
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Thomas Allen
Heaven gained an new angle
Aaron Collins
Fuck...
Isaac Mitchell
haha i dunno, I actually laughed at this one; i think it was the crying and shouting at the same time bit
Jeremiah Ross
>very very very failed meme
themoney.co
What do you mean he's actually dead
Luis Perry
Damn. He's going to have to berry his own son.
Matthew Bell
Im waiting for him to sue you for defamation
Dominic Cook
I'm waiting for you to give your life to the Lord, and join his garrison with Harrison.
Mason Campbell
Oh man.
It's true.
I'm starting to scream.
Jason Collins
MAJOR UPDATE
HE HAS NOT DEVELOPED A DEADLY INFECTION
> LIVE HAPPENING reported from UMC Hospital Nevada
> Corey Harrison has been spotted in the trauma center of UMC.
> Corey has reportedly had a biking accident. > He was flung of his bike which he said he was testing for his Pawn shop. However the bike severely malfunctioned and this led to the tragic accident.
> When Corey was thrown off the bike at high speed hit the bike handle of a parked bicycle and it penetrated his lower abdomen.
> Promptly Corey was administer to the UMC trauma center.
> The foreign body has been removed but after a PET-CT SCAN it was revealed Corey suffered from diffuse pelvic trauma with severe bleeding.
> Emergency surgery has been performed by experts for urology.
> The surgeons detected a much dreaded illness: A Fourier’s Gangrene.
> The infection spread when germs entered Coreys body during the traumatic accident.
> Physicians started therapy immediately. They administered Ceftriaxon and Meropenem to control the raging infection.
> However this was not immediately successful.
> Coreys vital signs did not improve but in fact they deteriorated.
> His blood pressure went below 80mmHg systolically which is why Norepinephrine and Epinephrine had to be administered.
> Furthermore Corey is receiving Oxycodon and Propofol to control the pain. Therefore Corey is currently no longer conscious.
> The overall condition is very critical and Coreys family has been informed ....
Daniel Torres
this is not a joke, this is not a drill
Dont you get it.
IT IS REAL FAGGOTS
stop the joking now
we need a VIGL AT UMC Hospital
Austin Thomas
Is Fournier’s gangrene an emergency?
Fournier’s gangrene is an emergency. Go to the emergency department if you have one or more symptoms of Fournier’s gangrene, including:
Red genitals or perineum.
Tender genitals or perineum.
Swollen genitals or perineum.
And one or both of the following symptoms, including:
A fever of at least 100.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
A general feeling of sickness.
Carter Brown
Bros... it isn't a joke. I just took this pic in Vegas. I'm literally shaking.
Jackson Wright
screaming
crying
sobbing
mourning
Julian Moore
MAJOR HAPPENING COREY HARRISON REPORTEDLY HOSPITALIZED (FOR REAL)
latest updates from UMC Hospital:
As said Corey had a car accident which causes a polytraumatic open fracture of his femoral bone.
The fracture has already been fixed by surgeons however a new complication came up: A sepsis due to bacteria in his blood caused by the open penetrative wound.
The doctors started an empirical antibiotic therapy with Gentamicin and Ciprofloxacin because Corey is unfortunately allergic against Vancomycin, the first line therapy.
They suspect the strain currently growing inside Coreys blood is S. Aureus although it might also be Haemophilus.
They started IV antibiosis.
Also Corey is currently receiving intravenous Midazolam for sedation and Norepinephrine to stabilize thim hemodynamically.
Currently Corey is no longer conscious after his blood pressure dropped rapidly.
He has been moved to intensive care unit for critically ill patients.
Colton Fisher
Jose Walker
Brayden Stewart
this is the 6th time he dies
Jack Carter
Nobody cares about your forced meme. You do not belong here and you never will. Go back.